Carol Merrill

Music and Lyrics by Dan Margarita

Deb Angelosanto as Carol Merrill
Dan Margarita as Dad
Jack Cloutier as Son
Gabriella Gentile as Daughter
Paul Angelosanto as Policeman
Kim Fox as Vanna White

Hey, Carol Merrill Carol, I'm not sterile I wanna have a baby with you Think of all the things we could do As parents, think of all the things we'd bring I could teach him how to throw a ball That's just one thing, by no means all And you could teach him how to point to things Hey, Carol Merrill My love life is in peril I wanna procreate with you And pump out a baby or two What a world a child of ours would see I could teach her how to drive a car Deal with boys who go to far You could show her what's behind door number three I don't have any paper clips or rubber bands or socks I'll gladly give you ten dollars for what's inside your box Hey, Carol Merrill I'm like a cat in heat that's feral I really want to knock you up And produce a kitten or pup As parents I think we'd be out of sight I always loved your sex appeal So come on baby, let's make a deal If not could you to least introduce me to Vanna White