Histeria intro

Histeria opening


Now's the time to watch Histeria!
Just like people in Bulgaria
It's a show that's beyond comparia
Comedy, history, with imbecility! (Duh)
Here's Father Time, no one's hairier
Big Fat Baby's smell might scare ya
Loud Kiddington's yell will bury ya
Have a blast in the past
With our screwy cast!
Meet Pepper, Charity, Aka, and Toast
And Miss Info...and here's Froggo
World's Oldest Woman chases the host
On Histeria! in stereo
Through time and space our crew is gonna race
History we chase while smashing jokes and laughs right in your face
Through centuries we'll meet celebrities
We pay them hefty fees to join our showcase
From Sumeria to Siberia
We will carry ya if necessary-a
Just to share-ia a crazy area
Of antiquaria on Histeria!
We swear-ia, and declaria!
Extrordinaria, is Histeria
So preparia for hilaria
We dare ya to watch Histeria!