Stan Ridgway - Knife and Fork

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Stan Ridgway's first Australian Tour in over 15 years May 2013
Thursday 16th -- Sydney -- Basement
Friday 17th -- Sydney -- Factory Theatre
Saturday 18th -- Melbourne -- Corner Hotel
Sunday 19th -- Melbourne -- Caravan Club
Tickets are only $49 + bf and are available from www.metropolistouring.com/current_tours_stan_ridgway.html
Limited VIP Meet and Greet Packages available for Factory Theatre and Corner Hotel.

Lyrics
Chorus
I'm comin' back home to you
Stuck to you like crazy glue
Don't wanna go on living without
Something left to shout about
We'll play the game of love and fate
I'll be the knife and fork, and you be the plate...


Now welcome baby to my pad of delights
Have a drink... do you like my tights?
This switch here'll make the lights go down low
And this one here makes all the bubbles go
The water's warm, yes, a sunken tub
Tonight you'll be joinin' my exclusive club
Here now do you wanna see somethin' fine?
Straight from Singapore... cost me five and nine
It's a picture of a man and an Egyptian queen
Kept in the family, if you know what I mean


Chorus repeat


Now I know you'll say my approach is direct
But don't throw out this mail before you check
We go together like fish and fin
Aphrodite and Zeus, water and Gunga Din
We'll perform here on this sacrificial slab
For your sweet, sweet love, I'll even go back to rehab


Chorus repeat


For you I'll even grow a pencil thin moustache
You can put me in chains... I'll wear that wolf mask
And you can starve me in your basement for a couple of weeks
Just please let me squeeze one of your rosy cheeks
I wanna float with you on a cumulus cloud
I wanna take you far away from this maddening crowd
You can scratch up my back with your long fingernails
We'll drink some weird wine and eat psychedelic snails