DVB (Distorted Vaginal Bib) - Mary's Danish *Audio + Lyrics*

Mary's Danish - DVB.

Track #7 on the 1989 debut album "There Goes The Wondertruck..."

DVB
Music by Chris Wagner
Lyrics by Gretchen Seager & Julie Ritter

let me tell you what i'm talking about,
now let me tell you
i'm talking about the bib,
the distorted v-v-v-v-v
distorted bib, baby,
distorted

i saw it in the window of woolworth's yesterday,
it was on sale you know only 9.99,
so i bought a bunch of colors for all my friends,
cause everybody wants to borrow mine

i asked my mom the other day
about distorted vaginal bib
she slapped my face and said
i was much too young for that.
and when i asked my daddy
he just looked at me and blushed,
then mama asked me could i get her one!

i heard it through the grapevine
Jackie O had 35 of them!
JFK bought 'em for her on the day he died.
I saw it at a rummage sale and had it bronzed,
Well i look at it every night and you know it makes me cry-cry-cry-cry

don't you say i didn't warn you
about the distorted bib.
don't you say it!

(Note These are the actual as-recorded lyrics for the song. The lyrics sheet included with the the album contains slightly altered lyrics from this, thus resulting in the lyric discrepencies you see in he clip compared to the sung lyrics.)