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Our hero, M Zynga Shyamalan, begins in orbit with a dire lack of motorcycles, so the first order of business is to land on Goontopia Ib in order to pick one up. We join him just as he goes in for a landing.
While he's down there (struggling to close a door), he runs into one of his leaders (Dimo Ar'Kacho) and... stuff happens.
Zynga figures it's time to get the hell out of there, so back up into orbit he goes, where he takes out a little aggression on one of his faithful AI crewmen. Pvt Afbirpi braves a hail of gunfire before going down (and even gets off a few return shots himself). We are treated to a little EVA jaunt while Zynga disposes of the evidence, and finally he wraps up our little tour in the only way he knows.
For more on this bizarre game, visit the hideous homepage here www.hazeron.com/
Credit goes to pcgamer.com for bringing it to my attention. www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/26/shores-of-hazeron-indie-sci-fi-on-a-massive-scale/
UPDATE And on this day, the 21 of February, 2012 our glorious empire GET OUT! is no more, thanks to the efforts of (I think) the French Empire.
While he's down there (struggling to close a door), he runs into one of his leaders (Dimo Ar'Kacho) and... stuff happens.
Zynga figures it's time to get the hell out of there, so back up into orbit he goes, where he takes out a little aggression on one of his faithful AI crewmen. Pvt Afbirpi braves a hail of gunfire before going down (and even gets off a few return shots himself). We are treated to a little EVA jaunt while Zynga disposes of the evidence, and finally he wraps up our little tour in the only way he knows.
For more on this bizarre game, visit the hideous homepage here www.hazeron.com/
Credit goes to pcgamer.com for bringing it to my attention. www.pcgamer.com/2011/04/26/shores-of-hazeron-indie-sci-fi-on-a-massive-scale/
UPDATE And on this day, the 21 of February, 2012 our glorious empire GET OUT! is no more, thanks to the efforts of (I think) the French Empire.