Nobody Wants To Be Moist - 07

The seventh track of Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog's Commentary The Musical, Nobody Wants To Be Moist. Sung by Simon Helberg.

Lyrics

Moist

Nobody wants to be Moist,
A bunch of overactive pores.
I struggle opening doors!
(And I lose every tug-of-war!)

Nobody wants to be wet.
Though sweet soul I do secrete...
Can't make damp fingers snap to the beat.

The microphone is dripping!
My baritone is slipping!
A rhyme into this line I'll have to foist...
Nobody wants to be Moist.

Nobody wants to be Moist,
Though on the dancefloor I glide.
On stairs
I'm petrified...
(That's how Harry Wismer died)

Nobody wants to be soaked.
Though it is with a graceful ease
I deduce in which way blows the breeze

Oh, sure, I have the power
To make paste from a powder,
But the last time I did that no one rejoiced...
Nobody wants to be Moist.

(What's that, Mum? I have to solo? Okay.)

[AWESOME PIANO JAZZ]

(Hoo-hoo-hoo!)
A man so ancillary,
My little song is buried,
Not 'til the commentary is it voiced!

Nobody wants to be, yeah-
Nobody wants to be!
Nobody wants to be Moist!

...Jazz!


Thanks to Spidra for transcribing the lyrics.