The Incredibly Strange Creatures... (trailer)

If you want to know where every good idea David Lynch ever had germinated from, you need look no further than the mind of whack director Ray Dennis Steckler - specifically, his masterpiece "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies". This is without question one of the most incredible bad movies ever made! Its influence and reach are the stuff of legend, and it has subtly and subversively helped to shape the entire modern entertainment industry landscape the DPs were none other than Academy Award(TM) winners Laszlo Kovacs and Vilmos Zsigmond! Amy Winehouse stole her look from the character of Carmelita the stripper! There are dream sequences that make Dali's wildest visions look like the work of an RNC videographer! The main character's sidekick is the spitting image of a mildly retarded version of Sean Penn! The musical numbers not only prefigure Britney's 2007 VMA performance, but are guaranteed to blow your mind to tiny little bits! You need to see this movie right this goddamn minute!