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COFFEE MAKES ME POO (Taryn Southern) - Official Music Video (Comedy)

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14 years ago on 20 February 2012 02:34

If coffee makes you poo, spread the word - clicktotweet.com/Qe30L- and download the song on iTunes! bit.ly/itunespoo

BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO bit.ly/uS3MFH

Thank you for all your comments/likes and of course, SUBSCRIBING to my channel!

My Main Channel bit.ly/TarynSouthern
My iPhone/Vlog Channel bit.ly/tarynvlogs
Write On My Wall! www.facebook.com/tarynsouthern
Tweet Me! www.twitter.com/tarynsouthern

Directed/written/produced by Taryn Southern
www.tarynsouthern.com

DP/Editor/Producer
Michael Livingston - www.youtube.com/breakfastfordinner

Production Coordinator/Behind the Scenes
Brian Marzan - www.youtube.com/LifesNotFunnyFilms

Song Mixed by Will Forbes -
www.arkatonemusic.com

Special Thanks
Vaughn Fry- www.youtube.com/VaughnFry

LYRICS

I wake up in the morning
feelin' kinda bloated
there's a pressure in my belly
hell, let's not sugar coat it

I'm all backed up
and I need to take a poo
but there's no release in sight
I don't know what to do.

So I eat lotsa veggies
and fiber cereal
But nothin' will dispose
Of all my raw material

So I make myself a cup,
sixteen ounces of joe,
and just like magic,
it starts the flow
CHORUS

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


VERSE 2

Yo, I aint the only one
Who know coffee makes you poo
Listen to the experts
Cuz what they say is true

According to wiki
When you drink in moderation
Due to paristalsis,
Coffee prevents constipation

Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
Wanna know how they stay thin
Coffee pushes out what's in

I'll never understand
why people choose to quit
when coffee tastes so good
and it helps you take a sh*t

CHORUS

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, it's true

BRIDGE

Now at 8am
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
I make my coffee fully loaded
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......

CHORUS

Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo


Gotta poo, I gotta really poo, a cup of joe always helps it all pass through, My poo, my poo, my poo

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