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The Mr Hankey Song from South Park!
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow. But all of these stories seem kinda...gay, 'coz we all know who brightens up our holiday.....
Mr. hankey the christmas poo, small and brown, he comes from you. Sit on the toilet here he comes! Squeeze and twean your festive bums. A present from down below, spreading joy with a Howdy Ho! He's seen the love inside of you, 'coz he's a peice of poo! Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm!) But if you eat fibre on christmas eve, he might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me, I love you. Therefore vicariously he loves you (I can make a Mr. Hankey too! phrrrft)
Cartman Well kyle, were is he?
Kyle Ugggghhh. He's comin'
Stan Come on dude push!!!
Kyle Uggggghhh. I'm trying!!
Stan Wait wait wait!! I can see his head!!
Kyle Ugggghhh!!!! Here he comes!!!! (phhhft)
Mr. Hankey Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the christmas poo! Seasons greetings to all of you, let's sing songs and dance and play! Now before I melt away! Here's a game I like to play. Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy Ho Ho, yum yum yum, christmas time has come!!!
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's burnt, sometimes he's practicly water!! Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet 'coz he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off so you shake your ass around, try to get him to drop in the toilet and finally it doooooeeees!!!!! (cough)
Mr. Hankey the christmas poo. Christmas leaves, he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never goooooooone!!!! His smell and his spirit lingers oooooooooonnnnnn!!!!
Howdy Ho!!!!
We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose, and we all know Frosty whose made out of snow. But all of these stories seem kinda...gay, 'coz we all know who brightens up our holiday.....
Mr. hankey the christmas poo, small and brown, he comes from you. Sit on the toilet here he comes! Squeeze and twean your festive bums. A present from down below, spreading joy with a Howdy Ho! He's seen the love inside of you, 'coz he's a peice of poo! Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny, he can be brown or greenish-brown (Mmm Mmm!) But if you eat fibre on christmas eve, he might come to your town.
Mr. Hankey the christmas poo, he loves me, I love you. Therefore vicariously he loves you (I can make a Mr. Hankey too! phrrrft)
Cartman Well kyle, were is he?
Kyle Ugggghhh. He's comin'
Stan Come on dude push!!!
Kyle Uggggghhh. I'm trying!!
Stan Wait wait wait!! I can see his head!!
Kyle Ugggghhh!!!! Here he comes!!!! (phhhft)
Mr. Hankey Howdy ho! I'm Mr. Hankey the christmas poo! Seasons greetings to all of you, let's sing songs and dance and play! Now before I melt away! Here's a game I like to play. Stick me in your mouth and try to say Howdy Ho Ho, yum yum yum, christmas time has come!!!
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's burnt, sometimes he's practicly water!! Sometimes he hangs of the end of your ass and won't fall in the toilet 'coz he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off so you shake your ass around, try to get him to drop in the toilet and finally it doooooeeees!!!!! (cough)
Mr. Hankey the christmas poo. Christmas leaves, he must leave too. Flush him down but he's never goooooooone!!!! His smell and his spirit lingers oooooooooonnnnnn!!!!
Howdy Ho!!!!