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When Batman and Iron Man get together to discuss sequels, Iron Man reveals a unique way to respond to his critics and explain the bigger picture for his company's (as well as other company's) film slate. (Marvel/DC/Mac/PC Parody/Review )
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"CONTINUITY!" - Music and Lyrics by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
Sure, I could kick Kick-Ass' ass!
The Losers would be lost!
And no one knows if Jonah Hex can make back what he cost!
But we at Marvel have a plan!
Quite simply, it's divine!
A plan you spell C-O-N-T-I-N-U-I-T-Y!
In my new film, Black Widow and Nick Fury got to shine!
We co-exist with Cap and Thor, who aren't that far behind!
To set all of that up, we gave up half of my screen time,
But it's worth it so you see that we have continuity!
Tony I know what you're thinking!
Bruce No, you don't.
Tony What about all the Marvel characters at other studios?
Bruce Don't care.
Tony I'm glad you asked!
Bruce I'm not.
While Spider-Man's at Sony
And the X-Men are at Fox,
They'll never let them go as long as they keep up their stocks!
We'll get to put them in the Marvel Movie Universe,
As soon as they make 40,000 reboot-prequels first!
Then, Logan, you and Cap could have a war movie to shoot!
And, Spider-Man, you could be the Avengers' new recruit!
But, if they write a teen vampire into your reboot,
Stay the hell away from me and my continuity!
You've got a ton of competition from DC!
Well, if by competition, you mean Batman 3!
Ooops! Forgot Green Lantern!
And Nolan's Superman... Come on, it's just a joke!
DC showed us Batman Begin
And Superman Return!
But when they said they'd never meet, the audience felt burned! (Boo!)
Instead of seeing a World's Finest movie on the screen,
They got a crappy joke inside an "I Am Legend" scene!
As DC Entertainment tries to make that movie real,
The DC Movie Universe and Marvel made a deal!
We won't mention "Howard The Duck,"
And we won't mention "Steel,"
And we'll fight until we bleed for superiority!
Well, RDJ is playing me!
And Chris Hemsworth is Thor!
And Cap will look a lot like this guy from Fantastic Four!
But if Marvel and Edward Norton simply can't agree,
We'll see Bruce Banner being played by David Duchovny!
See all of us in theaters in the year 2012!
Although, a few months later, some say things will go to hell!
But, before we cease to be
From the Mayan prophecy,
You can buy the DVD!
With a digital copy!
Or the Blu-Ray in HD!
With deleted scenes with me!
Did I mention it's 3-D?
Still, it's vital that you see
The important thing to me
Is the fact-that-we-have-CON-TI-NU-I-TY!
Bruce Does Rhodey look different to you?
Tony Shut up.
Continuity!
Follow the Randoms at www.twitter.com/RandomGuyAndGal
Visit www.youtube.com/ItsJustSomeRandomGuy for more!
Note This Is A Fair Use Movie/Franchise Review and Parody. ItsJustSomeRandomGuy is the Writer, Performer and Copyright Holder.
"CONTINUITY!" - Music and Lyrics by ItsJustSomeRandomGuy
Sure, I could kick Kick-Ass' ass!
The Losers would be lost!
And no one knows if Jonah Hex can make back what he cost!
But we at Marvel have a plan!
Quite simply, it's divine!
A plan you spell C-O-N-T-I-N-U-I-T-Y!
In my new film, Black Widow and Nick Fury got to shine!
We co-exist with Cap and Thor, who aren't that far behind!
To set all of that up, we gave up half of my screen time,
But it's worth it so you see that we have continuity!
Tony I know what you're thinking!
Bruce No, you don't.
Tony What about all the Marvel characters at other studios?
Bruce Don't care.
Tony I'm glad you asked!
Bruce I'm not.
While Spider-Man's at Sony
And the X-Men are at Fox,
They'll never let them go as long as they keep up their stocks!
We'll get to put them in the Marvel Movie Universe,
As soon as they make 40,000 reboot-prequels first!
Then, Logan, you and Cap could have a war movie to shoot!
And, Spider-Man, you could be the Avengers' new recruit!
But, if they write a teen vampire into your reboot,
Stay the hell away from me and my continuity!
You've got a ton of competition from DC!
Well, if by competition, you mean Batman 3!
Ooops! Forgot Green Lantern!
And Nolan's Superman... Come on, it's just a joke!
DC showed us Batman Begin
And Superman Return!
But when they said they'd never meet, the audience felt burned! (Boo!)
Instead of seeing a World's Finest movie on the screen,
They got a crappy joke inside an "I Am Legend" scene!
As DC Entertainment tries to make that movie real,
The DC Movie Universe and Marvel made a deal!
We won't mention "Howard The Duck,"
And we won't mention "Steel,"
And we'll fight until we bleed for superiority!
Well, RDJ is playing me!
And Chris Hemsworth is Thor!
And Cap will look a lot like this guy from Fantastic Four!
But if Marvel and Edward Norton simply can't agree,
We'll see Bruce Banner being played by David Duchovny!
See all of us in theaters in the year 2012!
Although, a few months later, some say things will go to hell!
But, before we cease to be
From the Mayan prophecy,
You can buy the DVD!
With a digital copy!
Or the Blu-Ray in HD!
With deleted scenes with me!
Did I mention it's 3-D?
Still, it's vital that you see
The important thing to me
Is the fact-that-we-have-CON-TI-NU-I-TY!
Bruce Does Rhodey look different to you?
Tony Shut up.
Continuity!