The worst movies of all time

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Gosh there are lots...here's just a few:

Meet the Spartans
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
House of the Dead (2003)
Epic Movie (2007)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
BloodRayne (2005)
Raptor (2001)
Eragon (2006)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Psycho (1998)
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)
Adam & Evil (2004)
Baby Geniuses (1999)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
The Rugrats Movie (1998)
Lake Placid (1999)
Moonraker (1979)
The Grudge 2
Date Movie (2006)
Daredevil (2003)
DOA: Dead Or Alive (2006)
Batman & Robin (1997)
The Grudge (2004)
Jingle All the Way (1996)
Catwoman (2004)
Polar Express (2004)
Van Helsing (2004)
Miami Vice (2006)
The New World (2005)
Santa Claus 3 (2006)
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)
Primeval (2007)
Daddy Day Camp (2007)
Who's Your Caddy? (2007)
Prom Night (2008)
Arachnid (2001)
Are We There Yet? (2005)
Are We Done Yet? (2007)
Street Fighter (1995)
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
BloodRayne II (2007)
Glen Or Glenda? (1953)
Bride of the Monster (1955)
Alexander (2004)
Friday the 13th (all of them)
Starship Troopers 2 (2004)
End of Days (1999)
Rocky V (1995)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Superman IV (1987)
Anaconda (1997)
Anacondas: Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004)
Christmas with the Kranks (2004)
Stealth (2005)
Captivity (2007)
Norbit (2007)
Poltergeist III (1988)
Doom (2005)
Elektra (2005)

I could keep going on....

Lol. That's not even half of the film's I absolutely detest. In comparison to what I could have listed, that is just a few...

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What?! No mention of Ultraviolet? That certainly belongs on the worst list.

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Mystery Science Theater 3000 has expanded my cinematic Overton window to ridiculous extremes. As bad as most movies listed above are, they're absolute masterpieces compared to the likes of dreck the MST3k crew made fun of.

Example: Insanity-inducing incompetence has a name and it's Coleman Francis.

Night Train to Mundo Fine (aka, Red Zone Cuba)
The Skydivers
The Beast of Yucca Flats



Worst ever, though? Easy. Manos. It makes Plan 9 look like Citizen Kane.

I've been trying to pen a review for 'The Fantastic Four' for almost seven months now.
Everytime I go to write it down I feel sick with rage! Once I've cooled off enough it will get a full scathing attack.

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have you ever seen the movie chicago that movie was a rip off.

I recently watched The Marksman...that's one of the worst films I've ever seen.

Epic movie was quite terrible.

Eragon,
Lady in the Water,
daddy day care,
Daddy Day Camp,
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer,
Polar Express,
without a paddle.....maybe,
monster house,
last holiday,.....
i could go on forever

The Crow II

It sucked so badly

and all Adam Sandler movies.

"The Core" - Really? Really? The plot was fine, but the resolution was just ridiculous. The only good thing to come out of this movie was the Southpark episode where Cartman drills into the center of a hippie drum circle.

"The Ring II" - Bor-Ring!

i agree with desert punk cloverfield sucked

yes you may be right

I've now created my list of the worst films of all time (118 and counting...)

Worst Films of All Time

I don't know what could actually be the worst of all time,
but here are the worst I've ever seen in a theatre:

5. Candyman 2 - Y'know, when it comes to crappy films, my mind mind doesn't retain too much memory fot them. I honestly can't remember a single shot of this movie. I just remember not leaving the theatre b'cuz I was on a date at the time & we were watching this at her suggestion.
And I didn't want to be rude. Or maybe I just didn't want to lessen my chances of getting laid that night by criticizing her choice of film to see.
Or those two things the same thing?
And I can't even remember if I did end up gettin' any that night.
Forgettable movie, forgettable date, why am I still writing about it?

4. One of those g%dd@mn Freddy Kruger movies. I think that the quality was bad enough that it caused my brain to forget most of it, to the point that I can't remember which one it was. All I remember is that it was one of the sequels and that one of the blood vessels in my eyes popped because I wouldn't listen to it's silent yet violent twitching cries for mercy.

3. Battlefield Earth - I genuinely wanted to die during this movie.
Probably the only movie that I ever sat thru where upon the diasterous feeling that resulted from watching it, along with the diaster that the movie itself is, overwhelmed the story of diaster that the movie was supposed to depict.
I may have survived watching this movie,
but the sane aspect of my mind & every part of my soul have been permanently scarred.
A diaster flick in every sense that is possible to imagine.

2. Graphitti Bridge - Oh lord....
It just seems to get harder & harder to write comments on these movies as I get closer to #1.
What can I say about film whose story was such a mess, that it barely even qualified as a story.
Just as with the other entries on this ( with the exception of #5), I ended up walking out of this movie.
It was so bad, that I'm surprised I didn't end up walking off of a bridge, with graphitti or not.

1. Thorr The Barbarian - The fact that it was spelled with 2 'r's should have been a tip off.

The Avengers
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Lord of the Rings trilogy

Ghost Lake, i fucking hate this movie. the next flood in my area is goign to wash this movie away because im throwing it right in the water. another great movie cover, but the movie itself does not deliver; what a tease.

Motor home massacre is absolutely horrible, easily the worst film of all-time.

Star wars is a bad movie!!

i got one for ya, eraser head. it is the most fucked up movie ever! i swear the guys who made it were on crack, dope, meth, and pot all at the same time.

Star wars is a bad movie!!

Are you kidding me! What is with you Star Wars is one of the best movies ever made.

i got one for ya, eraser head. it is the most fucked up movie ever! i swear the guys who made it were on crack, dope, meth, and pot all at the same time.

Now how does that make the movie horrible saying that the maker must have been on crack and etc.

The worst movie of all time is "Don't Mess With The Zohan".

no, it dosn't mean that. but it made no sence at all!!! it was literally 2 hours of nothing that had to to do with nothing! that's whay its bad.

aww, i wanted to see don't mess withh the zohan.

The movie must not be bad you just didn't get it, if you didn't get a movie you can't call it bad if you don't understand it.

Well William I just saved you some money because the movie sucked so much.

yeah you did.

but before this becomes a conversation, let me give you an example of it.
at about the half way point in the movie, the main charater is sitting on his bed, doing nothing. then his heater began to glow. he leaned down to get a look at it, and all the sudden he's tiny and on an actor stage. this woman walks up with a wierd looking face and starts singing the words, "in heaven every thing is fine" over and over. all of a sudden a tree pops out of the stage and the trunk starts to bleed. he gets behind the curtains so as to not touch the blood and his head pops off. his head grows back and falls out his window. a kid finds it and brings it to a pencil factory. the guys there take the head with out question and stick it on a machine. they turn it on and it makes a hole in the main charaters head. from the hole, they make an eraser and use it on a pencil, hence the name eraser head. after all of that, it goes to his apartment and hes sitting on his bed, doing nothing.

Well that movies sounds very queer.

as in strage, or the o so popular sterio type of the word?

Queer means odd or unusual(I don't use it for stereo type definition)

That's why I called the movie queer.

ok, just checking.

antoher bad movie is dont go in the house!! it suck so much..

Have any of you ever seen "Dirty Love (2005)" with Jenny McCarthy? it is horrible. "Conspiracy (2007/08) was a pretty bad one as well.

10,000 BC also must be mentioned.
Horrible movie. Everything about it.

hey, i liked that one... it seemed un original, yes, but still a good movie for me.

I also saw Seed a few weeks ago. Worst film I've seen for a number of months. Absolutely awful!

I saw Cloverfeild. WORST. MOVIE. EVER. I swear. the graphics were awsome, but with the camera being handles like it was. it was just so STUPID!

I completely disagree. The film was supposed to be that way, and they pulled it off pretty well. I admit, I was annoyed by it for the first couple of shaky scenes, but it was overall a rather good film.