Worst book titles ever

I've just seen "Overcoming Obstacles with Spunk!", what was the author thinking?! It may be a good non-fiction and motivational book, but I just cannot have a title like that on the shelf for all to see. Anyone found any worse titles...

Very tempted to say Twilight :D
But, I remember one, it was something like Motivational words to pick your nose for you
or something really stupid like that, kinda lame.... Idk if that's exactly what it was...
But, I remember one, it was something like Motivational words to pick your nose for you
or something really stupid like that, kinda lame.... Idk if that's exactly what it was...

here's one that i think is funny, but at the same time, WTF?
why do guys have nipples?
that is the honest to god ame of the book. no joke.
why do guys have nipples?
that is the honest to god ame of the book. no joke.

LOL I know it, its in the nonfiction range - nearly bought it myself, but instead went for "Quantum physics cannot hurt you".

Yep, its the same type of nonfiction as...
Why do penguins feet not freeze?
Does Anything Eat Wasps?
Do Penguins Have Knees? An Imponderables Book
Do Polar bears Get Lonely?
Why do penguins feet not freeze?
Does Anything Eat Wasps?
Do Penguins Have Knees? An Imponderables Book
Do Polar bears Get Lonely?

here is a funny one: "Thesaurus" -just sounds ridiculous (the saurus?) i mean common...the spelling,wtf
hehe just joking XD
hehe just joking XD

right....
i saw one the other day, it's not a book title, but it's a title, one of the most retarded things i've seen ina while.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D! 2d adition.
that is seriously what it said, no joke.
i saw one the other day, it's not a book title, but it's a title, one of the most retarded things i've seen ina while.
MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D! 2d adition.
that is seriously what it said, no joke.

i saw a book the other day, well, i saw two. here's the titles.
weed, man.
and
a survival kit and instruction booklet for zombies.
weed, man.
and
a survival kit and instruction booklet for zombies.

Going to have to go with "Another Bullsh*t Day in Suck City" for this one. Saw it on my sister's shelf and am now thinking of antidepressants for the child. :)

"The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew"
I think it's a classic, but the title sounds so awkward.
I think it's a classic, but the title sounds so awkward.

"A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian"
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"johnny's such a bright boy, what a shame he's retarded" no joke, i own it.

"The O'Reilly Factor for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families"
I first read this as "The O'Reilly FACTORY for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families" which made as little sense at the actual title, but was creepier.
"Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!"
Yes, this is the actual title. Yes, it has 2 exclamation points.
I first read this as "The O'Reilly FACTORY for Kids: A Survival Guide for America's Families" which made as little sense at the actual title, but was creepier.
"Birth Control Is Sinful in the Christian Marriages and Also Robbing God of Priesthood Children!!"
Yes, this is the actual title. Yes, it has 2 exclamation points.