Tom cruise building underground bunker in Colorado

So, celebrity gossip sites are saying that Tom Cruise is shelling out $10 million to build an underground bunker that 10 people can live in for years in preparation for the evil alien god Xenu's arrival and attack on Earth.

WTF!?!?!

Scientology is a cult for crazy people, didn't you know?

That can't be serious. Maybe Tom Cruise was dropped on his head as a child or maybe he had his head put into an oven and the fumes got to him... Something... Anything to explain why he is such a weird little gnome.

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no, cruise is not weird. not at all. :)