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Book or Movie
Book or Movie


Bill Gates, as a person.
Jalapeño or Habanero peppers?
Jalapeño or Habanero peppers?

Jalapeño
Dr. House or Grey's Anatomy
Dr. House or Grey's Anatomy

Apple Pie
Light or Dark
Light or Dark

:(

Whovian
HK cinema or Korean cinema
HK cinema or Korean cinema

the ugly truth
Movie or TV show
Movie or TV show

feet on the ground
driving on a rainy day or driving on a sunny day
driving on a rainy day or driving on a sunny day

driving on a sunny day
Rosie O'Donnell is
"hot" or "the hottest woman I've ever seen"
Rosie O'Donnell is
"hot" or "the hottest woman I've ever seen"

Day + family
A giant douche or a turd sandwich?
A giant douche or a turd sandwich?

turd sandwich (I guess)
Cheesy romance or brainless action movie?
Cheesy romance or brainless action movie?


Brainless action movie
Vinegar or olive oil?
Vinegar or olive oil?

fried chicken
Inception or Shutter Island
Inception or Shutter Island

awake
Son or Daughter
Son or Daughter

Fantasy
One day or 365 days of summer
One day or 365 days of summer

Text
Harrison Ford or Richard Gere
Harrison Ford or Richard Gere

bald
with or without mustache
with or without mustache

with mustache. of course.
okay, farting yourself on a dinner date vs having a booger hanging out of your nose
okay, farting yourself on a dinner date vs having a booger hanging out of your nose

Farting yourself on a dinner date. No one will notice.
Being tickled non stop for 2 hours or forced listening to every single Kesha song at full volume.
Being tickled non stop for 2 hours or forced listening to every single Kesha song at full volume.

Ke$ha. She isn't that bad.
You have to spend the whole day as a third wheel to one of these couples:
Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.
You have to spend the whole day as a third wheel to one of these couples:
Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez or Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth.
Speak or Listen
Speak or Listen

adidas
Bikini or Briefs
Bikini or Briefs

Bikini, that being from a hetrosexual guy's point of view.
Billy Joel or Elton John?
Billy Joel or Elton John?

Sleep all night
CG animation or claymation/stopmotion
CG animation or claymation/stopmotion

claymation/stopmotion is much more realistic
Sea or River
Sea or River

are you kidding? river, of course
finding out the idol you love and worship hates you
or learning that your kungfu master trained you wrong on purpose as a mean joke
finding out the idol you love and worship hates you
or learning that your kungfu master trained you wrong on purpose as a mean joke

Learning that your kungfu master trained you wrong on purpose as a mean joke.
Rear Window or Vertigo?
Rear Window or Vertigo?

Rear Window
no strings attached or a settled down man/woman
no strings attached or a settled down man/woman

no string attached
Traveling by cargo ship around the world or around the world by private jet
Traveling by cargo ship around the world or around the world by private jet