Nicknames

Anybody got any nicknames in real life? What's your baddest sounding nickname that anyone has given you, or that you have given to anyone else? Is there a funny story behind it?

I call my friend Soylent because he didn't turn up to work one day and got replaced on the spot as a result. I feel quite bad because now everyone calls him by it. It works on so many levels though because his surname is Green! I hope one day he'll forgive me, heh.

What about you guys?

well I got called verny once TT.TT

Teor Rex. My mom nicknamed me that. Because my little brother couldn't say Tori. So he called me Teor. -.-

I was called andy cause my second name is andrew so uncool

as long as ur name isn't andy tacket, i'm okay!!

'Kid' is one I don't necessarily prefer. With the neuorologically impaired kids at school I'm known as 'George Washington'. My oldest brother and I have an understanding of my status as 'The Favorite'. Online I am widely recognized as 'Thilian'.

and that is your name from now on

my brothers call me Ashton...
and my friend Livi calls me Foxninja...
my mom calls me Shelly, Shelby, and many others that she makes up from Michelle...(my middle name)
lmao =^^=
my dad calls me...,Nerd, Dork, Bratasaurus (dont know why cuz im the good kid..) many others but he just messes around..He calls me Ash too

ur the good kid lolol

Ho ho! Im sure you were awaiting the above responses on tenterhooks, ready to be enlightened with some form of epiphany that would change your world.

I was gonna go with the obvious nicknames "Hey you in the bushes" and "You there, in the yellow mack" but I've not been caught for years so no one calls me that anymore.
At work i got branded the awful nickname "sausage fingers" for my freakish hands, my ma calls me Tricky, i dunno why really, but it comes in its many variations "Tricks" "Trix" "Trixy" etc etc, each one more feminine and mentally degrading than the last!

Other than that i just sign up to every site as rb6k to save remembering user names!

Um... We used to call me Toad. :P

Does anyone remember those old board games.. those really innovative ones back in the day that came with a VHS? We played one called "Nightmare" and it was one of those creepy games where someone would come on the screen every so often and force players to do stuff.... I was lucky enough to be branded "Toad" through the game and it sort of stuck around for a few years.

I almost forgot. In Surrey my biggest brother was nicknamed 'American Bastard' by the little British boys he used to play futbol with. Precious, isn't it?

I am also You Tricky Goose
by my bro taylor whenever were playing a game or sumtin. its funny

Ricky, you're not God's Mistake. Youre my best buddy

I hated atmosfear TT_TT I was always the chosen one

I am also called the All Mighty Overlord, lmao

Ah!

"Ah!"? Not "Man!" or "Dang!" or "Ug!"?

lol kool... hehe ^^
since my name is really short....mona -.-'' i hate it now coz of all the nick names i am called
im called the following:

1. Mon Mon chan (made by my sis)
2. Monique (made by a special friend who keeps saying im unique w/e ^^')
3. Moni chan (made by my cousin)
4. Mona lisa/darling (made by my friends)
5. Fuji (i was born in a place called fujairah so they call me fuji)
6. Lil mon (when i was 15 my bro called me that)
7. Moa (called my niece)
8. Ona (called by my nephew)
9. Mommy (by my baby bro)

my god i have lots of nicknames
but the most im called now is mon mon chan and fuki -.-'''

What's your baddest sounding nickname that anyone has given you

Dale.

I had no idea people were gonna call me this, when I chose my username. Might as well get used to it.

Ashton. my brothers call me Ashton and i used to get annoyed but now im just whatever...and i answer to it...
Hey Ashton!!
what!?

and these guys used to call me Assley....-_- ass...ley...
and my mom some times calls me Ash Lee...ya know like Bruce Lee, cuz im in karate.

my grandma calls me Michelle because thats my middle name...she also calls me Mable...she calls all the girls in her family Mable...lmao

All of your nicknames [anime crowd] are awful, and I bet that nobody calls you them in real life. FURTHERMORE, you're not telling us how you got them and why, so they're no use to anyone. Thirdly, stop spamming up my thread!

I think God's Mistake is the greatest and most fitting nickname we've had so far. Thanks man.