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GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 15 11:59 - do anyone need advice or help on anything? I am full of answers and u all got the questions, so don't have any worries, just ask.
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GemLil
16 years ago at Apr 15 17:29 - You know, I actually do have something I've been pondering on. My boyfriend and I have been going out for ages now and recently this woman has showed up saying that my boyfriend is the father of her child. My boyfriend denies it staunchly, though I'm doubtful, he says that she is not his lover, she's just some girl who says that he is the one, but the kid is not his son. The other day she showed him a photo and his eyes were like his. I'm worried now that my boyfriend will be tempted back to her, she possibly has his child and she's prettier than me, like some kind of beauty queen from a movie scene. My mother always told me, be careful who you love. :(
Any advice you might have will be gratefully received.
Any advice you might have will be gratefully received.
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16 years ago at Apr 15 17:31 - ...Umm Time for Jeremy Kyle I say so even more people can see it. I certainly hope you are joking Gemlil.
Just one thing don't you think it would be a bit umm open to tell everyone who happens to glance at this thread some kind of intimate problem you have?
Just one thing don't you think it would be a bit umm open to tell everyone who happens to glance at this thread some kind of intimate problem you have?
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 15 18:34 - GemLil, all I could think of is to do, is that I think you should have your boyfriend and that woman that acts like a beauty queen, is to have them take a DNA test of some sort or probably get on the Dr. Phil show or some other kind of show.
Moderator GemLil
16 years ago at Apr 15 18:35 - Great advise, this should definitely be dealt with in the public arena, preferably on TV broadcast to millions.
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Seaworth
16 years ago at Apr 15 18:45 - Is Pyro a trained Jeeves then?
GemLil, you're not alone. I'm right here with you.
GemLil, you're not alone. I'm right here with you.
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tartan_skirt
16 years ago at Apr 15 18:46 - I have a problem. I was born and raised in West Philadelphia and spent most of my days on the playground, just chilling and relaxing and shooting some basketball. There were these kids who were up to no good, and they started making trouble in the neighbourhood. I got into one little fight and my mum got scared and she sent me to live with relatives in Scotland. I have no idea what the fuck these people are saying half the time. What's up with that?
Sam-with-Jam
16 years ago at Apr 15 18:53 - It sounds to me, like you need to tell your man to look in the mirror and ask him to change his ways.
No message could be clearer, but if he keeps spinning you lies you really need to dump him.
You're a victim gemlil, of a selfish kind of love.
No message could be clearer, but if he keeps spinning you lies you really need to dump him.
You're a victim gemlil, of a selfish kind of love.
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16 years ago at Apr 15 19:15 - Dude, Tartan thats some messed up shit! I'm kinda bummed lately, what with spring coming, soon it'll be summer.
That time of year always takes me back to when I got my first real six-string, I
Bought it at the five-and-dime in my local area. I played it till my fingers bled I think it was the summer of 1999.
Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard but then Dave quit and John got married I shoulda known wed never get far, but I believed!!
When I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever and if I had the choice Id always wanna be there because those were the best days of my life.
But they're gone, and now I just want to kill myself because they will never come back.
What do I do?!
That time of year always takes me back to when I got my first real six-string, I
Bought it at the five-and-dime in my local area. I played it till my fingers bled I think it was the summer of 1999.
Me and some guys from school had a band and we tried real hard but then Dave quit and John got married I shoulda known wed never get far, but I believed!!
When I look back now, that summer seemed to last forever and if I had the choice Id always wanna be there because those were the best days of my life.
But they're gone, and now I just want to kill myself because they will never come back.
What do I do?!
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Nonfictionguy
16 years ago at Apr 15 19:17 - My girlfriend is always tease tease tease, she's only happy when I’m on my knees. One day is fine, next day is black, does she want me off her back? So please Dark Pyro let me know, should I stay or should I go? If I go there will be trouble, and if I stay it will be double.
Please help, this indecision’s bugging me!
Please help, this indecision’s bugging me!
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16 years ago at Apr 15 19:19 - NFG If I were you man I'd go down to my local five-and-dime and see if they sell anything that could solve your problem.
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16 years ago at Apr 15 19:21 - I'm standing in the middle of two train stations. A train leaves Station A at 150km/h and another departs Station B at 240km/h but is operated by First Great Western. Which train will reach me first in order for me to throw myself under it to end the horror of having ever viewed this thread?
Moderator Nonfictionguy
16 years ago at Apr 15 20:51 - @Grand Assault Don't wait - just hug the third rail, preferably when wet.
Your question is a basic MENSA test, the solution is neither. Both trains are actually heading away from you!
Leaf on the line, wrong type of snowflake, etc. No one should exit this mortal coil by British Rail - it takes too long.
Your question is a basic MENSA test, the solution is neither. Both trains are actually heading away from you!
Leaf on the line, wrong type of snowflake, etc. No one should exit this mortal coil by British Rail - it takes too long.
Devious Phenomenon
16 years ago at Apr 15 20:59 - @This thread in general: Wow you guys are horrible LOL, I'm seeing songs sneakily made into advice questions everywhere
Dark, sorry but you're 17, I'd rather get my advice from myself, someone that actually knows me, or someone with qualifications above high school (No offense and unless of course you skipped a few grades and are in college)
Dark, sorry but you're 17, I'd rather get my advice from myself, someone that actually knows me, or someone with qualifications above high school (No offense and unless of course you skipped a few grades and are in college)
Moderator Seaworth
16 years ago at Apr 15 21:18 - Is there anyway to give Yarma a medal?
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCUNTCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCUNTCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
Devious Phenomenon
16 years ago at Apr 15 21:38 - In a room full of sarcasm I prefer to be blunt and point out the sarcasm when the thread maker obviously doesn't realize the sarcasm; it's fun when it works, but to keep it going for a few hours is rather sick ^.^
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16 years ago at Apr 15 22:11 - No just some americans don't get the sarcasm e.g ashley.
Moderator Nonfictionguy
16 years ago at Apr 15 22:38 - @RB6K 'five-and-dime' this from a fellow Essex-Man! LOL Come on it has to be 'Poundland'.
Moderator Nonfictionguy
16 years ago at Apr 15 22:43 - @Dark Pyro It's very good of you to offer free advice and help, sorry for lyrics, but I've lived twice your lifetime, with extra to spare. So I'm very well grounded and not in need of any assistance, thank you.
But if you want to give real advice, I wouldn't say no to a suggestion for a cracking list!
But if you want to give real advice, I wouldn't say no to a suggestion for a cracking list!
Moderator GemLil
16 years ago at Apr 15 23:40 - Twas fun while it lasted, no offence Pyro, but that was such bad advise 'Go on Dr Phil', I don't think you are qualified enough to offer it. Think about all the movies you've ever seen, people go to seek advise from wise, old people.
Dumbledore, Gandalf, Mr Miyagi, all old people! That's because only experience can arm you with the ability to give good advice...and at your age, you just wont have enough yet. Have a look at this list, its all the proof you'll need: www.listal.com/list/good-old-wise
Dumbledore, Gandalf, Mr Miyagi, all old people! That's because only experience can arm you with the ability to give good advice...and at your age, you just wont have enough yet. Have a look at this list, its all the proof you'll need: www.listal.com/list/good-old-wise
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 16 16:20 - I'm sorry GemLil, but recently i have been sick. by the way, you said that I did gave you good advice on your subject, and also I perfer the DNA test on the child, but if I was you I will tell that "beauty queen" to back off, because he is my man now.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 16 16:22 - To Devious, you have no need to talk you r only 15, so back off, and by the way i take AP classes
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16 years ago at Apr 16 16:49 - Woah calm down aggro man.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 16 18:09 - I'm ok now but I don't like rude comments or questions. If anyone still need advice on anything will be still happy to help, but my speciality is about love.
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16 years ago at Apr 16 18:14 - Dude now you're starting to sound like a douche no offence but you are sounding like one.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 17 11:58 - to Nonfictionguy, even know i am only 17, but i am still going to give you my advice, I think you should go, because if your girlfriend is not making any sense to you and what the sense of making your life so confusing anymore, and by the way, there are still more women out there for you to choose.
Moderator Nonfictionguy
16 years ago at Apr 17 15:22 - @Dark Pyro - Good advice.
Those were actually lyrics to 'Should I stay or should I go now' by a band called The Clash, it was a very big hit eleven years before you were born - do take time to check them out.
Those were actually lyrics to 'Should I stay or should I go now' by a band called The Clash, it was a very big hit eleven years before you were born - do take time to check them out.
Moderator GemLil
16 years ago at Apr 17 16:09 - Pyro, all our problems were really just song lyrics...really didnt think I'd have to spell that out to you.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 17 16:16 - oh really GemLil, I was just trying to help people out with their problems, so you guys are playing jokes on me, oh well got to have fun while working on the internet, but thats okay by me.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 17 18:39 - to Tartan, no offense, but you mom should give it another living arrangement, instead of Scotland
Devious Phenomenon
16 years ago at Apr 17 21:28 - So what, I take International Bachelorette classes (IB) :) I never insulted your intelligence, I just meerly said you don't have a college diploma and still are barely considered an adult; Granted, I'm even less of an adult, but that doesn't meet I can't point it out, I'm also curious as to how it was rude?
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16 years ago at Apr 17 21:47 - I have to say Pyro, you missed answering my question :(
Moderator GemLil
16 years ago at Apr 17 22:57 - Pyro, are you seriously not getting this? They're all fake every one of them. This guys so egocentric he can't see the joke...looks like another Kayne West.
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16 years ago at Apr 17 23:23 - lol Pyro you just made an ass out of yourself.
Devious Phenomenon
16 years ago at Apr 18 0:51 - My bet is you want to be a doctor or a psychiatrist or something along those lines when you grow up Pyro, don't you, you like the idea of helping people and you're a people person, you do know that there are sites BUILT for that, where people ask millions of others for help and all you have to do is post your advice and bam, you've helped them and anyone else who reads it, so why waist your time trying to do it on here where they'll just turn song lyrics into sneaky pleas for help?
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16 years ago at Apr 18 0:52 - (waste)
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 20 12:23 - im sorry, RB6K, i don't have any internet resource where i live, now on your question, i think u should keep on living your life, because there is more best times up ahead, so keep on living on
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 20 12:27 - u know what,screw u all,and u know what else, u all r going to hell when u die because of playing so mean jokes on me.
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16 years ago at Apr 20 15:08 - Actually you're going to hell as you told me you've killed before and as such either you are a sad loner or you are a crazy person who will seriously go to hell.
GiBbSy.!
16 years ago at Apr 20 16:20 - im not going to hell, because i only almost kill someone because of my anger. i give GemLil the permission to locked this if she wants to.
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16 years ago at Apr 20 16:49 - You can still be put in to prison for assault and battery and attempted murder. Besides she doesn't need your permission she could have locked this thread when ever she wanted.
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