My desecration of the Twilight franchise!

Probably mostly intended for Twilight haters. But if you're a fan, you might as well watch it :P

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAJCQVCNJYI

Wow, man. That's an undeniable work of passion rivaled only by that of Twilight fans!

I really love some points you make in particular - like how Jacob essentially becomes a pedophile. I can see this thing getting all kinds of responses from all type of people; it's a shame it's only received around two hundred viewings.

I have pretty much hated the whole franchise since it hit the book shelf and Bitch Magazine accurately labeled the series as abstinence porn

bitchmagazine.org/article/bite-me-or-dont

You started losing me when "faggot response" one and two showed up. That just starts hitting my personal offensive threshold. Still, I went back and watch the whole thing later and it isn't like the video was titled "Why Can't We All Just Be Friends". So... you got my thumbs up

Your points against the franchise are valid and pretty much the same reason I loath the stupid films. I could come up with a few more points but nothing anyone else hasn't said before.

Haha, abstinence porn. That's priceless. Much of the vid is funny too, and obviously very well put together. Never seen or read any of Twilight, but my understanding is that that's okay.