morallycorrupt

I think the notion that the young are the most open minded in our society is nothing but an incorrect construct.

I beg to differ. In the interest of that comment, how old are you? That's if you don't mind me asking.

dinomyguutcv

I bet that's just as high as he can count. -LOL-

So you're saying that we don't have to have any website design skills at all, just get high off sharpies, and start yelling random things like "THE BRITISH IS FISH!", and we'll be able to make a website?

So that's how myspace got started. ;)

i bet there are institutes running all over the world, which provide web designing courses, i guess they should be closed down, if designing aint a hard task..

We surely do need alotta skills Infernal, who said its just a piece of cake??
Cheers

esdbfinihj

i bet there are institutes running all over the world, which provide web designing courses, i guess they should be closed down, if designing aint a hard task..

LOL. Nice.

Um, because you didn't say "I need design skills, and imagination if you've got it", or "I need both design skills and a great imagination," or even "I need design skills"?

And apparently a "great imagination" is squinting really hard in bad lighting until you see things. -LOL-

And you said imagination shouldn't be constrained. While that is true, you do have to have cohesion in your imagination. What if you started writing a book about dragons and dwarves, then one day, you woke up and decided to write about a spaceship and aliens. That story wouldn't make much sense.

he he he he

THIS IS HILARIOUS!

I'm loving this message board... ya'll guys just CRACK ME UP! I am laughing my head off reading all these posts...

This is just like a comedy TV Show!

The characters are:

ForgivenForSure, the wisecracking critique who seems to hang with the "less intelligent" people just so he can point out that they're idiots.

Infernal Byte, the randomest, vaguest guy in the universe, who doesn't answer your questions and leaves you wondering if you're both talking about the same thing.

Ino Yamanaka, who's innocent mind makes her seem naive at times, and who uses ^^ alot....

Strange, she is a strong friend of Ino, and backs her up constantly, despite waves of wisecracks from ForgivenForSure.

Sarosh©, he is the serious one, who's posts are not so comedic, but serve as a breathe-cleanser, so the next post of Infernal Byte is like an IceCream Sandwich...

and

KingFahtah, the self proclaimed king of this twisted Tv Show...


Tune in next time to see everyone's response to this...


PS: Message to other peeps: Post more if you want to get on the character sheet

LOLOL! That literally made me laugh out loud! Thanks, Wyrm! That's just what this site needs.

No, I've never seen a dragon fly a spaceship, and if you have, you need to lay off the crack, my friend.

ydfbiugyh

I went to your place and all it says it

No es extraño como los rios siempre fluyen bajo los puentes.

Nothing happens :(

Same thing happened to me KingFahtah, that's why I asked what it was about and I still haven't really been answered, so I'm over it now...

tuyfgnv

I finally have it figured out, yall. Here's the deal:














Byte is a druggy.

ljdstrf

Please shut up, Ino.

dxcuviyu

OK?

I'm a writer. If you want to benefit from my imagination, you can bloody well pay for it, like anyone else would have to!

It does appear however judging the anger in your statement that you are not enjoying yourself right now. Might I suggest a meditation, or maybe a soothing massage? It wont help you make any money but hopefully, it will help you treat people in a more civil manner.

"It does appear however judging the anger in your statement that you are not enjoying yourself right now. Might I suggest a meditation, or maybe a soothing massage? It wont help you make any money but hopefully, it will help you treat people in a more civil manner"

Chuffed 'Infernalbyte', as he rubbed his thighs with linament oil and settled onto the velvet cushion he'd been promising himself for the last year.

Well done. The fact that you've woefully misinterpreted my first post's intent, that you somehow think people might 'trawl sites like this' for 'inspiration', and that you - quite laughably - want to make a site to help 'inspire' people, when you clearly haven't got a clue what you're doing and need inspiring yourself, just goes to show that you have absolutely *no* imagination. Little wonder you want to sap us of ours, eh? And all this so you can treat the world to 'free brainstorming'. You should try charging for this instead - at least that would be funny.

"The other thing that I'd like to point out to you Voxy is that this thread was started 4 months ago, back in March 07, not bad for a useless uninteresting thread"

Quite bad that you still don't seem to have found any imagination, though.

urytfi

Dear Fuckwitted of UK,


I hear you need 'imagination' and ideas, STOP Here's one I think you could do with, STOP Shut the fuck up, STOP This will be of more benefit to the rest of us than your 'free brainstorming' site ever could be, STOP Hope you have enough imagination to just about grasp this, STOP If I can help any further, £75 p/h, STOP


Kindest Regards,

'Mr Angry' (Nottingham)

How do you report abuse?

How do I report cretinism?

There are young kids reading this stuff, YOU'RE old enough to know better.

"there are young kids reading this stuff, your old enough to know better"

And you're old enough to know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE - what's the matter, wasn't you 'inspired' enough to take YOUR English lessons at school? Besides, YOU'RE doing far more damage to the poor little kiddies, rotting their impressionable young brains with YOUR endless stream of tripe. It's almost as though you *want* them to grow up all addled and retarded.

{weeping}

Oh! Won't *anyone* think of the children!?

Man! Let it out.

Bitter? I think you've got one of the vowels wrong there, squire.

LOLOLOLOOROFL! Richard! You're pure awesomeness!

Infernal, you are just sore because you know that Richard hit you in the sweet spot.

It truly is retarded. I mean you're making a site for people to find inspiration from people's imaginations, but you have no clue what people need inspiration for or how to use people's imaginations! I can imagine someone going to infernalbyte.com.
GUEST: "Hello."
BYTE: "Hello."
GUEST: "So....what is this site here for?"
BYTE: "So that you may find inspiration."
GUEST: "Ok, sure........inspiration for what?"
BYTE: "Oh, you know, inspiration."
GUEST: "Ok.....and how are you going to help me do that."
BYTE: "Well, I'm not quite sure."
GUEST: "Well then what's the point of this site?"
BYTE: "For you to find inspiration, of course."
GUEST: "Sounds pretty useless."
BYTE: "Say what you want."
GUEST: "Did you even design this site? It looks like a bunch of cavemen made it."
BYTE: "Actually, we had some great imaginations working on this site."
GUEST: "I see......did they have any skills in website design?"
BYTE: "Imagination shouldn't be limited."
GUEST: "Yes, but I doubt that having bring yellow font on a neon green background will attract many people."
BYTE: "This site has cool ideas in it."
GUEST: "......what ideas? All I see are badily designed pages?"
BYTE: "It's supposed to inspire you."
GUEST: "Well it's not. It's stupid. On this page, all there is is random crap that some 'Ino' has done. Like I want to read that random crap! Who cares?!"
BYTE: "Obviously someone, because this site is here."
GUEST: "YOU MADE THIS SITE!"
BYTE: "Yes, I made it to inspire people."
GUEST: "Have you actually had any good comments about this site?"
BYTE: "...."
GUEST: "I'm out of here. This is a waste of cyberspace."

THE END

Yep, I now realize it was a mistake to admit I needed help.

Yup. Or make the site in the first place.

Well, you could summarize the point of the site and what you are looking for. And imagination in what.

Infernal Byte, it probably wouldn't of been a waste if you had of not only put some sort of research into what you were doing but didn't post on here like a man on drugs. No one is going to take you seriously if you're going to post like some doped up crack head now are they?

And Richard, I applaud you. The 'telegram' was just hilarious...

God, Ino, are you really that dense? And your teacher was probably on crack.

The telegram was funny.

Thank GOD!

Nope. I was here before you. If you won't grow up, then that's fine, but you'll not destroy this site; not while I'm around.

uutdruty

So, after sleeping on this overnight, coming back to the thread afresh this morning, the wittiest riposte you can muster is... 'Dick'? I can almost hear the cogs turning and ancient, barely used gears grinding, can see your teeth gritted through the agony of having to actually *think*. I expect that, if it was possible to 'Ctrl-Alt-Del' you, an observer would find what passes for your brain to be running at 100%, all resources diverted and slaved to the desperate, futile hope that you'll think of something truly funny. And Bunglaow says *I* need to try harder. Imagination, inspiration, ideas, sense of humour, a grasp of irony... the list of things he needs to pick up is growing with every post.