Distraction Needed

My wife has me helping her with a vampire list, will somebody please distract her while I make good my escape. Vampires! Pah!

Aww, man, I love vampires! As long as they don't sparkle... real vampires do not sparkle! ;)

I've been a fan of vamp fiction and films since a child. Werewolves, too!

Yes, she made me research the sparkly vampire bit... since she won't have anything to do with it. I now know some of the story involving sparkly vampires. I need medical intervention, my brain is melting, please someone make it stop. I'll pay you with chicken nuggets, please... my brain is dribbling out of my ear... oh noes!

Well, as long as they're not McD's chicken nuggets cause those taste like battered cardboard. I sympathize, I truly do. I had to take my two daughters to most of the earlier Twilight films at the theatre and each time came home and immediately watched something else to get the 'taste' out of my brain.

As for the 'real' vampires....they're cool! Dive into some of Hammer Films Dracula offerings or their other vamp movies. That should do the trick! ;)

Did you say distracting or annoying?

... Well, that distracted my cat. She sat on my keys and kept batting at my screen. Wouldn't move her ass for at least a few minutes. XD

Eek... a bug! Wifey... heeeeeeelp!

Got it published... and then I suggested that we should have a werewolf version too... even though I don't like those either, am I stupid or even stupider?

Oh and for anyone interested... www.listal.com/list/my-husband-says-vampire-suck

@jaytoast, I actually thought there was a bug inside my computer for a second. (Not kidding either) LOL

Have you considered changing your username to "Garlic Jack" in protest of Vampires ;p

Perhaps you should take the hint then and not harass him.

I loves garlic I do... but I loves onions too... but which is better?

Only one way to find out...

FIGHT!

A but? A butt? In your computer? I suggest you clear any dust from your internet abacus, in preparation for the impending brown cloud.