Any good Riddles?

I didn't see this anywhere and didn't want to revive and old dead thread so I started this one. :)

A woman proves in court that her husband was murdered by her sister, but the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished. Why?

Here's exactly what happened. It's elementary my dear, Riu-Chan. ;) The woman, let's call her Cheryl, came home one day and saw her husband in bed with another woman, let's call her Anne. Wait, you know what? I hate the name Cheryl. Let's call Cheryl Wanda. Wanda comes home one day and sees her husband in bed with another woman. And that woman, Anne, is none other than her sister! The viper! In a paroxysm of jealousy worthy of the Jerry Springer Show (or maybe the Maury Show), Wanda attacks her husband, let's call him Nathaniel. She's punching him and slapping him and hootin' and so forth. Anne, meanwhile, says "Stop, how could you? I love him!" Anne fights her sister Wanda, who has a distinct advantage since she spent the latter half of her pubescent years learning the ancient art of Sumo. The fight goes on for several minutes, and in general there hadn't been a stomping of such magnitude since Napoleon's army was beat in Russia in the 1800's. On her last wind, Anne somehow musters up enough courage for a final, desperate attack. She grabs the nearest weapon she can find which happens to be one of those pink lawn flamingos. She breaks off the head and makes a shiv out of the flamingo. "I'll shank your ass, ho!" She goes in for a lunge but, no! Oh, no! What's happened?! What's this? The fool! The fool! It was not her sister whose ass was shanked. No, Nathaniel's ass was shanked. Nathaniel's ass was shanked. God, why... In court, Wanda showed that Anne murdered her husband. But the judge decides that the sister cannot be punished, because the judge and Anne are also sisters: Siamese sister twins. And it's against the law for the judge to send herself to jail.

Yeah that's exactly right.

Anyone want to try to guess at this one?

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

She takes some photos of him("shoots him"), then develops the photos(holds them underwater and then hangs them to dry).
Am I right?

Mad Hatter: "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Because! :)

Because Poe write on both. :)