A serious question

I'd like to take this opportunity to address a really serious and quite poignant debate, especially in these times of economic crisis and middle eastern conflict. Any discussion you have on the matter is more than welcome....

Danny DeVito... very tall midget or very short man?

He's a secret hobbit

I always thought he was a Borrower who didn't smoke.

I thought he was a Nelwyn?

Isn't he the result of an experiment gone wrong, where all the good genes went to his twin brother, Arnold?

All valid contributions, isn't it great how someone so small can fill such a big place in our hearts. Wish there was a Double D Day. We could all shuffle about in his honour.

aha ha ha ha ha! this is a very funny question to me.

my answer, i think that he's a couple of lepricon in an over-coat.

heh maybe hes an alien who saw a midget and thought we all looked like that^^

by the way love the lepricon hypothesis;)

He is actually a very tall man - who's just spent too much time in a High Gravity area!