Ashlee Simpson

His first effort was a masterpiece in every sense of the word. His amazing vocal delivery, NNMaddox's musical direction and production helped make Avril Lavigne a whopping success.

Before you could say "Kevin Federline," it was time for Macharyas to get up off his ass and record a followup. Here, we see a smarter, more grown-up Macharyas deliver the goods.

That's right, he's "grown as an artist." He "knows where he's at, musically." What he really wants to do now is direct. He's not turning the ball over. He's hitting his fucking free throws. He's Mike Macharyas, people. Do you expect anything other than greatness.

We have a real assortment of music here with Ashlee Simpson. Sure, there's your pretentious ambient horseshit. But like Arsenio Hall said at the 1991 MTV Music Awards, we got something if you like rock, we got something if you like rap, we got something if you like polka. Ok, no polka songs here.

Alot of people say they like every kind of music. You know DAMN well they ain't listening to polka.