#1âs is a hilariously ego-centric misnomer for Destinyâs Childâs greatest hits package. If they hadnât already used the name for their previous album, Destiny Fulfilled would have been miles better. Or, even, just naming it Greatest Hits or The Best of. What we get are their four number one singles from the Hot 100, some that never charted that high, some new songs and lots of BeyoncĂ© counting down the minutes until her eventual solo career breakout. (This MadTV sketch grew ever more relevant with each new single.)
Destinyâs Child also suffers from a distinct case of split-personality. Theyâre either empowered, independent women putting scrubs in their place, or theyâre codependent to questionable men and demonstrating some unrealistic expectations and silly ideas. Which is it? And, while I find âGirlâ to be a handful of clichĂ©s that grind against the nerves, at least thereâs some sort of female bonding going on.Â
Theyâre much more believable telling the guys to kick it to the curb or not to disrespect their brickhouse. âBootyliciousâ features a sample from Stevie Nicks and an attitude that encourages people to embrace their curves and celebrate their inner-confidence. âLose My Breathâ is the sickest cheerleading chant posing as a song, and their zenith as far as singles go. While âSay My Nameâ should be added to the lexicon of teenage girl power anthems.Â
Itâs just a pity that the other girls were rarely, if ever, given a chance to showcase their impressive pipes. Kelly Rowland knows how to build a song, which âFeel the Same Way I Doâ demonstrates time and time again until BeyoncĂ© comes in. Any momentum that Kelly had built is automatically killed as BeyoncĂ© over-sings like sheâs trying to remind Kelly who the boss is. Yes, she is blessed with an impressive voice. Yes, she can sing. Yes, she can do a great vocal run, but she canât restrain herself long enough to build a song.
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The total obliteration that happens to âEmotionâ is nearly unforgivable. At least Michelle Williams and Kelly knew when to rein it in and just deliver a solid vocal. Not every ballad needs to be vocal run showcase. The less said about the unbelievably awful âStand Up for Loveâ the better, I donât care how well intentioned it was. By the time of her solo careerâs one-two punch of BeyoncĂ© and Lemonade she learned when less was in fact more.
So, since theyâve broken up for all intents and purposes, the obvious question comes to mind during this set: are Destinyâs Child destined for girl-group greatness the way that TLC, for insance, were? Iâm not entirely sure. They never made a great album from front to back like TLC did, and they won two Best R&B Album Grammys. Destinyâs Child had great singles, but great singles and lackluster albums worked for groups like the Shirelles and Diana Ross & the Supremes because they were engineered as singles artists.
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Are they one of the greatest? I donât know. This makes an argument for it, Iâm just not sure if theyâll go down as one of the greatest. They were a lot of fun for a brief period of time. But in hindsight, they just seem like a group that was clearing space for BeyoncĂ©âs eventual pop cultural takeover.Â
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