Theodore Rex Reviews

What is this? I cannot believe this made it past the toilet paper it was written on!

Sometime in the future, genetic engineers brought back Dinosaurs. However, they aren't the animals we know. They are more human-sized, can talk and have some sort of intelligence that I personally couldn't see!

By the looks of it, the entire civilisation was made more awkward for these DinoBlokes to co-exist with humans. The main dino had to have a car twice as big as him just to fit his tail in!

Its the kind of future where most of natural life in the world has suffered because of human devlopment. This was the only part of the film where I felt a sense of nobility. "They brought back the Elephant, the Lion and the Whale." I hope i'm dead long before any of those species die!

Thw villans and henchmen were overly camp or void of any real intellect. This is just Johnny Neumonic with Dinosaurs!

Whoopi Goldberg in PVC/Leather was horrible. She must have been at least 50 when she rolled over to do this film. Playing a bad-ass cop was a complete joke.

I would pay for every copy of this film to be destroyed!