Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous Reviews

I know, why on earth did I watch this flick… To be honest, I just had a huge argument with my wife, I felt really depressed and I wanted to watch something really stupid which wouldn’t take too much of my attention. Well, I got what I wanted, that’s for sure. It was indeed pretty terrible but it would have been a waste to watch a good movie since I was in a terrible mood. Like many other pop-stars, Jessica Simpson started a movie career and managed to get the somewhat coveted part of Daisy Duke in ‘The Dukes of Hazzard’ but it turned out to be a huge flop and it was really trashed when it was released. From there, it only got worse and this was the last movie she made (did she retire from the movie business? It might be a wise choice…). Basically, it is really a poor copycat of ‘Private Benjamin’ (which wasn’t really great to start with) and the whole thing was just pretty abysmal. I mean, Jessica Simpson really can’t act, the jokes were lame and the whole premise was just downright stupid. To conclude, it is pretty bad and it is not worth a look whatsoever.

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