Knock Knock Reviews

Since this movie had some rather weak ratings, I wasn't expecting much but since it had been years the last time I saw a movie directed by Eli Roth, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, eventually, I didn't care much about the damned thing. At least, it was nice that Eli Roth went for a  (somewhat) erotic thriller instead of his usual gross horror stuff but that was pretty much the only positive thing I could find about this flick. I mean, it was rather well made and I don't blame the cast who did what they could with this material but the concept was just so limited and, on top of that, rather poorly developed. Basically, the whole thing was based on the concept of 'what would you do if you were alone at home and two hot girls would stand on your doorstep  and offered to f*ck you senseless?'. Well, even though it might be a favorite subject of conversation for many guys, I think it is rather tedious and pointless and it is definitely not enough to spend more than 90 minutes of running time. To make things worse, the guy in this case was actually pretty decent as he didn't flirt with them and made clear that he didn't want to have anything to do with them. Eventually, the morality of this tale is that you should never open your door to anyone for any reason whatsoever which was just rather sad. Finally, the last thing that annoyed me with this movie was that the motivations of these two girls was completely unclear. Seriously, what was actually their goal? Anyway, to conclude,  the damned thing was pretty weak and I don't think it is really worth a look.

Can't believe I just watched the whole movie in the morning & do nothing else. Don't understand why Keanu Reeves take this film. But I must say that two hot chicks' acting really impress me. Their craziness creeps me out, also makes me keep watching how they would torture Keanu lol.

Thoughts before I watched this.
1. Oh look it's Keanu Reeves!
2. Two beautiful women definitely grabs my attention.
3. This looks a bit ridiculous.
4. It also looks somewhat sexy.
5. These girls are crazy!
6. Wait this is from Eli Roth?
7. Where the hell is Green Inferno??
8. That looks way better than this!
9. Oh well this should hold me over until I get to see that one.
10. Three people wrote the screenplay for this including the director Eli Roth while two others came up with the story.
11. Nicholas Lopez helmed Aftershock (2012) which I really liked!
12. Guillermo Amoedo also worked on Aftershock (both as a writer).
13. Oh wow this is actually a remake of a 1977 film hence why the other two are credited for the story.
14. I kind of feel silly for not realizing this.
15. Anyways it may be better than I am expecting.

"Two nubile, stranded women reveal a sinister agenda after they spend the night with a married architect."

Thoughts while I watched this.
1. Four minutes of credits and a tour of the house where the story will take place.
2. I mean they could have tried to put something interesting there.
3. Aww they are such an adorable family!
4. I hope I have a family this sweet.
5. Oh no a dog in a horror movie...
6. Please don't kill the doggy Eli Roth!
7. Oh wait if they do then we will be revealed that Evan Webber is one of John Wick's aliases.
8. Two super attractive girls at your door in the middle of the night is fishy.
9. I wouldn't have let them in or even opened the door.
10. The foreign chick is way too flirty.
11. This Evan guy is too nice and naive.
12. Well looks like his will just wasn't strong enough.
13. These two girls were just too appealing in every way.
14. Oh things just got steamy.
15. Hope he knows how bad he just messed up.
16. Wow these girls are such pigs.
17. I didn't see that twist coming.
18. Colleen Camp hasn't aged gracefully.
19. These girls have some serious issues.
20. This in a way reminds me of Hard Candy.
21. I'm from Oakland, Ho! LMAO
22. I kind of figured that would happen.
23. That speech was kind of amusing.
24. Whoa another unexpected twist.
25. Oh glad that made me happy.
26. I didn't see that ending coming either.
27. That's it?

Thoughts after I watched this.
1. It really isn't all that bad.
2. There are some stupid decisions made though.
3. The dog lived yay!
4. Keanu Reeves still doesn't have much acting range.
5. These girls are stunning.
6. I still wouldn't have even let them in (trust issues).
7. It barely felt like an Eli Roth film.
8. I liked that there was a cameo from the original film; even if I myself never watched it.
9. It could be good for a one time watch.
10. Looks like I have found a location near me with Green Inferno!
11. So that is definitely next!