Frankenhooker Reviews

Jeffrey's fiance is killed by a lawnmower. He (the scientist) uses hookers to rebuild her and bring her back to life. Her new form reanimates in an unexpected way.
The silly crap that happens when Horror meets comedy. Too much boobies, but the cheesy special effects were hilarious. For a first time watch it was cute.

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Medical school dropout Jeffery Franken quickly becomes a distraught man who loses his wife due to a tragic lawnmower accident at a birthday party. Not knowing how to move on or function without her, her decides to revive her; but only her head is salvagable. Not about to give up on spending his life with her (or what's left of her) he cruses up and down the red light district to find a body to mount his sweet Elizabeth's head onto, only to be stuck on picking the right host. Perfect ass here, nice legs here. How to decide? He just can't, so the next best action is taken. Not a violent man or someone who has the nerve to take a life, let alone enough to put together the perfect parts; he let's the drugs that are killing them due the job... but Way Faster. Developing a "Super-Crack" in his lab, all he has to do is make the hookers aware he has it on them, and then starts the party! The idea of this story actually coming to life- literally is astonishing; only something you'd joke around about while stoned off your ass.. but this film was put together so well and the unheard of plot of New York's vice's all being merged together was a blessing to my Television. Graphic explosions of at least 6 hookers and blood splatter, combined with the hilarious antics of Zorror the pimp put this movie among my favorites forever.

Newscaster: In a blaze of blood, bones, and body parts, the vivacious young girl was instantly reduced to a tossed human salad... a salad that police are still trying to gather up... a salad that was once named Elizabeth.