Conquest Reviews

There are only 3 categories you need to make a Sword & Sorcery film:

Swords/fighting:

 -- The fighting was bad, people jumped, got bopped on the heads, and thrown... all poorly done.

 - Fair amount of blood, but again, it was so badly done that I wondered why have it at all.

Muscles/boobs:

 - The main dude had some arm muscle but never took his shirt off or flexed.

 + Some tits were shown and the main villain lady keep hers upholstered and out the entire movie.

Creative plot/enemies:

 -- There was no acting. Not even a hint of trying.

 - The sets were caves and countryside. Not a town or hut or whatever. The literally filmed it outside of town on a weekend.
 -- The editing and pace of the movie were horrible, absolute trash.

 + The plot wasn't too bad, had a couple twists.
 + Music was good. The one place they spent the budget on.

 + Caveman theme was refreshing and it would be cool to see a remake or another (better) film set in those times.