âI donât know.â (multiple times)Â
âIf youâre trying to frighten meâŚ. Youâre doing a very good job.âÂ
~ Audreyâs characterÂ
âIt doesnât sound like the sort of thing a young woman can handle by herself.âÂ
~ Caryâs characterÂ
These inspiring, uplifting sound bites come from the 1963 adventure comedy/romantic adventure âCharadeâ, with Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant. In a lot of ways, it is kinda a stupid 1963 movie, you know. Think of John singing, âMoney: thatâs what I wantâ, with a little help from Paul and George. But, like an early Beatles song, it has redeeming elements if you donât take the brainiac elements too seriously. A lot of adventure stories donât take themselves too seriously, of which this is obviously one, you know. Audrey is cool all around; Cary has a nice, relaxing voice. Suave. Anyway, adventures can be fun, I guessâŚ. Sometimes even when theyâre a little stupid, right. I mean, it was interesting. I could watch it; I was curious as to what would happenâŚ. It was just also stupid, you knowâŚ.Â
Anyway, I guess itâs different in that itâs mildly unlike the other two Stanley Donen movies Iâve watched so far, which were straight romances. (On the Town & Singing in the Rain). This reminded me more of âFather GooseââŚ.Â
âŚ. Despite being racist in passing (and implicitly, generally), eventually it kinda dumps most of the âFather Gooseâ-esque throwaway entertainment style and becomes a reasonably competent action adventure. Iâd say itâs almost clever; itâs almost smart.Â
âŚ. Itâs fun; itâs not like the Christmas movie they play in the monastery, you know.Â
âŚ. Itâs well-acted, and the ending is surprisingly good.Â
So yeah. Aside from the fact that itâs kinda that old-60s-probably-before-the-Rolling-Stones-were-a-big-deal (one of the actors reminded me of Mick Jagger, but I donât know if that was planned)âjust kinda âstraightâ, you know. Itâs not like âThe Wilby Conspiracyâ, right, but in a way it might be as good.Â
And just basically, in that Hollywood/once-born/un-initiated way, itâs not such a bad movie. Itâs almost pretty goodâŚ. And yes, my name is probably Kevin, and I come from the Mists ofâŚ. The Mists ofâŚ. Was it the Mists of the Atlantic?Â
I come from the mist.Â
But that doesnât interest youâŚ.Â
But, yes: it can always surprise me, just how once-born I can be. And not just because of this.Â