Chainsaw Sally Reviews

The highly anticipated movie from movie reviewer/model April Monique Burril; where she plays the role of a chainsaw weilding freak named Sally. Being Gunar Hansen's daughter as well as being named Sally (the only survivor in the original Texas Chain Saw Massacre) was just too much of a rip off to get my vote as a good flick. Many people waited for a picture from this pin up of gore, and i believe that led to the rush of production and distribution. Im not sure of a fixed budget or just a limited imagination, but something in this picture was lacking. Able to see the screening at a monster mania a couple years back, my drunk self tried not to say anything too harsh while being shown. Overall it was a fun movie, with some death scenes (sparkler to the groin especially) out of the ordinary that were good. Left with her brother (Toxie's gay lover in Citizen Toxie) the two survive off her librarian salary while killing for fun and trying to keep they're property for fear of change. There's always room for a second chance, a better sequel.. not all original movies are gems. Also, Mr. H.G. Lewis makes a cameo as the store owner named Mr. Gordon. that's about it.



Sally: Ruby, give me the knife or I swear I'll rip out your tongue by the roots and feed it to the dog!
Ruby Diamon: We don't have a dog. We ate it, remember?
Sally: Well, then I'll get another one and then we'll see what happens!