Breaking Wind Reviews

This movie is really, really, really fucking bad. The jokes are stale and unfunny. Do people still laugh at constant fart jokes? How did they even get away with using the characters actual names. I think the only reason they got away with it is because the title isn't the same. The characters are lame and useless. I mean we already have a spoof of Twilight so why the hell was this even necessary? Danny Trejo is in this which saddens me greatly. Did he owe something to the director? Was he having a crisis? This is probably what puzzled me the most as I just can't seem to make sense of the fact that he lowered himself to this complete shit. I didn't laugh one time. I don't even know what reason I had to watch this. I guess I'm just a glutton for punishment. I do this so I can help others to not see the horrible things I have to go through to save them from wasting their time. Don't waste anything you have on this. It makes Disaster Movie look like a masterpiece and I hated that movie!