Avalanche Sharks Reviews

Bored on Netflix again. I love sharks and hotties in bikinis so I figured why not. I know it will be the typical ridiculous SyFy channel fare. I have actually seen a few movies from the director Scott Wheeler. Celebrity Sex Tape was horrible, but I liked MILF. I haven't seen anything from the writer though. Oh wow not even 2 minutes in and these guys can't act. The dialogue is frustrating as well. Seriously what in the hell?! What a stupid opening credit sequence. As expected there are tons of hotties with less than satisfying acting. Skookum is such a horrible name for monsters of any kind. These people have awful reactions to everything so far. What a bunch of unlikable and pathetic characters. That death was kind of cool until they went all goofy with it. Lord this is ridiculous as hell lol. That Sheriff has to be one of the dumbest I have seen. Well that death was actually amusing. I can't tell Syfy channel's deal sometimes. I swear they seem like they are trying to comedies, but then again some are actually scary. Why does no one ever scream when they are attacked? What's with the random bit of French dialogue there? That was pretty nonsensical and silly. How did that guy get messed up that way? That ending was so weak. Honestly other than girls in bikinis this has basically nothing good going for it.