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"I heard someone yell 'Hold that woman's legs down!' and I instinctively knew what to do."
[Dr. Elliot Reid]
"Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane you idiot! Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every 15 minutes on the half hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobia phobic, I talk to myself, I talk to my cats, I talk to three separate shrinks about the fact that often my cats respond to me in my mother's voice and yesterday, when that stupid pretty surgical nurse handed you a pair of latex gloves, I almost killed the guy whose leg I was stitching up because I couldn't stop thinking about the two of you having sex on a box of steaks! Why a box of steaks? Cause my dad had an affair with a female butcher! And as I mentioned before, I am insane."
"I mean, where exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to take them off right after your shoes, and before your trousers. That’s the sock gap. Miss it, and suddenly you’re a naked man in socks. No self-respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her."
Robin Hood (2006)
"We are home unscathed. Well... scathed. Very scathed. But happy. And hungry. Mostly hungry."
Family Guy (1999)
The Big Bang Theory (2006)
"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended."
Sex and the City (1998)
"You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
The Office (2005)
"Humans can't live without memories, you know. Still, they can't live on memories alone. You have to awaken from your dreams eventually. Because dreams you don't awaken from eventually become sadness."
"Life is there for the taking so I'm gonna grab it by the throat and pummel it and throttle it and stick it in the boot of my car and stab it repeatedly over and over again until it says sorry."
My So-Called Life (1994)
"I became yearbook photographer because I liked the idea that I could sort of watch life without having to be part of it. But when you're yearbook photographer, you're, like, never in the picture."
The X Files (1993)
"Scientists say three species become extinct everyday. Who knows how many new ones are being created?"
Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint; it's delicious!"
Joan of Arcadia (2003)
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