Best Noel Gallagher insulsts

"Always switch on the radio when I'm eating my cornflakes. Hello? Like hell!" said recently, increasing the coup when he said, "It's music for grandmothers.

"Who cares what they do One Direction? They're just cocksucker intended to come into rehab before age 30. Harry Styles has nothing to say and Zayn Malik is a stupid idiot!"

"I do not think I can live in a world where Ed Sheeran is sold out at Wembley. Listen to the refined pop and see who plays a red-haired boy with a guitar shit, then it seems subversive. But it is not "

"Six hours in a gym! I sleep eight hours a night, right? So this means that 14 hours if they are already gone. What can you do with the only time that I remained free from work? He cares so much to be so flexible as to be able to strap on their heads in your own ass? "

"The important thing is to be good, not outrageous. Anyone could be outrageous! I could come into your drawing and shit on top of a boiled egg. And then people would think "Wow, this is really an outrageous behavior." It mean to be good? No, because basically it's just a crap on top of a boiled egg. That is all. If I came into your drawing, I'll play a song I just wrote and it's gorgeous. Would not it be better? ".

"Paul McCartney is one of the greatest songwriters of all time, but over the past 25 years has produced only manure"

"I do not hate Kylie but her music makes me sick. It's a piece of crap, a disgusting stuff. Although she is, actually, a lady very, very, very pretty. Although a little dwarf. But his music makes me sick"

"Nothing bores me more than bands like Pearl Jam and Nirvana who would whimper and complain and complain of their life and being famous. Let him say: "Being famous is great"! "

"I like Chris Martin. I think it's a great songwriter. It fascinates me, even if it's fucking snob. I never met his wife. But I do not think I'd be his type. I would really like to meet: fuck, is Gwyneth Paltrow. But I do not think I would appreciate my vulgarity. I used to say a lot of bad words "

" Hip hop is a shit. I hate it. Eminem is a fucking idiot and I find 50 Cent the most unpleasant character I've ever met in my life. "

"Just because you sell a lot of albums, that does not mean you are good. Think of Phil Collins. "

"What I think the version of Wonderwall made by Jay Z? It was pretty funny. But I'm not sure that someone should be seen in public with a white Stratocaster. "

"I wish that Blur were dead, that John Lennon had lived, and that the Beatles came together»

"Jack White has just done a song for Coca-Cola. He stopped playing in clubs. It now looks like Zorro (right) made of donuts'

"I was drugs addicted for 18 years and I have never been so badly to say:" You know what? I think the Kaiser Chiefs are really good. " The fact is that they are not. Play clothes in a manner and with poses insignificant. Nobody cares about them, if not to their horrendous girlfriends. "

"I hate especially the Scissor Sisters. I love Laura, from their first album, but it is music for boring people. In fact, lot of people like them here in England. "

"God does not exist."

"I'm sorry for Keane. No matter how they try, but they will always boring. Even if one of them started to inject heroin in the cock, people continue to say, "Okay, but your father was a priest, good night. '"

"I have not heard Reflektor, but anyone who publishes a double album now, for me, should shove in the ass. We are not in the seventies, ok? Ask Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins leader, editor's note) do you think about a double album. Who has the time, in 2013, to sit and listen to even just a 45-minute album? And instead they are so arrogant as to think you have an hour and a half to spare to listen to them. And then after hearing them, if one asked you how was the concert, what could you say? "They were all dressed as the Three Moschietteri on acid." Yes, but how was the concert? "I do not know, they were all dressed like the bears in the seventies." Yes, but how was the concert? "What the fuck do I know, I have no idea. I was dressed like a flying saucer. ' "

"It's rock 'n' roll to be two hours late? It depends on what he was doing in those two hours. He was snorting cocaine from the body of a prostitute? Or he was playing bridge? It would not be very rock 'n' roll, right? My cat is more rock 'n' roll with him."

"Twenty years from now we listen to Lady Gaga? No. You may also think that we can give dignity to people weird, but that does not mean their thanks to you now have good music to sing."

"Of course I love Liam, but not how much I love spaghetti. Liam has just two problems: everything he says and everything he does. "

"They are a strange group, with their attitude as" we are all doomed in this world. " Since the times of Kid A all of their subsequent albums were equal. I have no one of their records, but every time I see them live, whenever upset me and think "Wow, how the hell do you bring out the stuff those boxes?". They're fucking great. But you know what? It never happened to sit down and think "I want to hear Paranoid Android." No. Play Mony Mony or Runaround Sue. Something you can sing in chorus. "