Description:
Born: Sunday 5th of April 1981
Birthplace: Mission Viejo, California, United States
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Brown
Height: 165 cm (or 5'5")
Weight: 49 kg (or 108 lbs)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 34-24-36
Bra/cup size: 34DD show conversions
Boobs: Fake/Enhanced
Pubic hair: Shaved/Brazilian
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Jana moved to LA in 2002 to escape the cliché of being blonde, big-boobed, and from the OC. Then she decided using what she has, might not be such a bad idea.
After being in bikini calendar after bikini calendar, an Andy Perlman favorite
Born: Sunday 5th of April 1981
Birthplace: Mission Viejo, California, United States
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Profession: Glamour Model
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Brown
Height: 165 cm (or 5'5")
Weight: 49 kg (or 108 lbs)
Body type: Slim
Measurements: 34-24-36
Bra/cup size: 34DD show conversions
Boobs: Fake/Enhanced
Pubic hair: Shaved/Brazilian
Tattoos: None
Piercings: None
Jana moved to LA in 2002 to escape the cliché of being blonde, big-boobed, and from the OC. Then she decided using what she has, might not be such a bad idea.
After being in bikini calendar after bikini calendar, an Andy Perlman favorite, a Benchwarmer Girl, and doing several stints as the Flag Girl on Monster Garage and Drive Shaft (and still feeling unfulfilled and underpaid), Jana got a “real” job . . . Hooters! That ended abruptly after table three moved to table five, then table seven wanted to change its main course. You see, Jana has a memory disorder, dyslexia and A.D.D. Immediately after that, little 22-year-old Jana said, “Enough is enough; I’m just going to have to find another way to make it!”
Then she did…Jana claims she can sell anything—a girl scout for 12 years, she has the cookie sales to prove it! She sold director Brian Howie on becoming a part of the cast of Pieces (of ass), the off-Broadway hit making its first Los Angeles run in fall 2003 at the Stuff magazine Theatre, where the Daily Variety says, “She takes on the dumb blonde issue directly.” F. Kathleen Foley of the LA Times, found Jana “particularly poignant.” You too will be sold when you speak to her. She has also made a splash as the popular character Cami on the Joe Schmoe Show, which airs on Spike TV this summer.
Though some may think she is intellectually challenged, Jana is no dummy. She has a plan. She is developing a show that brings the crafts and creativity of the Martha Stewart Show together with the current events and gossip of The View, all geared toward the MTV generation.
Jana has spent her whole life making things. This is a girl that at the age of 6 spent $135 dollars to buy supplies to make a wreath that she still has. She can cook, bake and do things around the house in way that would make you want to stay home. Jana has spent years of research on finding the best shampoo, lip gloss and hair products and can put together a hot outfit in 5 minutes or less . . . and even do it for under $50 when necessary. All of this lifetime experience has led her to this perfect moment in her life: to become the first “Pamela Hybrid.” I don’t know about you, but whatever she’s selling, I’m buying. No more thong bikini motorcycle shoots for Jana; she has much bigger fish to fry.
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