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Dear Gaming Enthusiast,
If you wish to play a game where the hero always wins, the villain is forever defeated, and innocent children are brought to warmth and safety, then I encourage you to put this box down immediately and look for something involving lollipops, ponies, or educational flashcards. The live of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are fraught with sorrow, misfortune and unpleasantness, and the game in their honor contains the exact same things.
The murderous schemes, villainous disguises and bad hygiene of Count Olaf are a major factor of this distressing game, in which the Baudelaire children must use all o
Dear Gaming Enthusiast,
If you wish to play a game where the hero always wins, the villain is forever defeated, and innocent children are brought to warmth and safety, then I encourage you to put this box down immediately and look for something involving lollipops, ponies, or educational flashcards. The live of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire are fraught with sorrow, misfortune and unpleasantness, and the game in their honor contains the exact same things.
The murderous schemes, villainous disguises and bad hygiene of Count Olaf are a major factor of this distressing game, in which the Baudelaire children must use all of their intelligence and resourcefulness to stop their evil nemesis while Mr. Poe wastes time on banking matters. The game is depressing to play and difficult to win, and it is likely that disaster will occur every single time you play it.
I am obliged to provide you with this historical re-enactment of the tribulations befalling these three unlucky youths, but you, thankfully, are in no way obligated to play it. Remember, if you don't play, you can't lose, so if I were you I would find a more pleasing way to occupy your time.
With all due respect,
Lemony Snicket
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Release date: 31 December 1969
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