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It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M-16, a Bazooka or a sling-shot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kick-ass stag in the forest. The season never closes and big-belly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza." Tie That Big Old Redneck to Your Rack! From trailer parks in West Virginia to the winter wonderland of Minnesota, you can stalk everything from a cuss'n bourbon-guzzler to a proud Connecticut Yuppie in full-court
It's payback time and deer hunters everywhere are going to get what's coming. You are the deer. Armed with your choice of an M-16, a Bazooka or a sling-shot full of special deer pellets, you're the meanest kick-ass stag in the forest. The season never closes and big-belly trophy hunting has never been better. Lure hunters into the open with guaranteed mating calls such as "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza." Tie That Big Old Redneck to Your Rack! From trailer parks in West Virginia to the winter wonderland of Minnesota, you can stalk everything from a cuss'n bourbon-guzzler to a proud Connecticut Yuppie in full-court Eddie Bauer. Virtual environments so realistic you can smell the stale beer. Special Deer Weapons: M-16: Gives the hunters a taste of their own medicine. Slingshot: ammo consists of hard and soft deer pellets -- a total surprise Bazooka: time to stop kidding around. Special Hunter Stalking Devices: More than a dozen genuine hunter calls including "Free Beer Here" and "Help, I'm naked and I have a pizza." Deer Farts -- get up-wind and smoke 'em out. Binoculars and scopes -- just like the ones hunters use on deer. No wonder they never miss! The Deer's Favorite Hunting Locations: West Virginia: get them redneck hunters before their bladders burst Connecticut: track yuppie hunters, too dumb to stay in their SUVs. Minnesota in Winter: took at the goofy hats on those fellars! Hasta Las Vista Venison-Eater!
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Manufacturer: Simon & Schuster
Release date: 31 December 1969
EAN: 5037120206024
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