Velvet Vampire [Region 1] [US Import] [NTSC] Reviews

Well I wasn't expecting much from this movie but I have seen worse. The best thing about it is the all the tits sadly. The movie suffers from bad editing, bad acting, and not much of a plot. There's times in this movie that it tries to scrare you and it fails mostly. There was one part that kind of gave me chills but it was soon dashed away by some crap that soon followed so it was forgotten about pretty quickly. I did laugh once and it doesn't sound funny unless you've seen the movie but the best line in the film is; "Where is that bitch?" This comes at the part when Lee realizes Diane is trying to fuck his wife, Susan...lol. This movie is on that borderline with me where I want to watch it again but I'm thinking it might just be for the music and tits. It could have been a really great film had the acting been better and the plot made more sense.

Stats
TRT: 1:20:15
First Death: 3:31
Last Death: 1:16:30
Total Deaths: 6
Swears: 5
Tits: 2
Nude Scenes: 12
Explosions: 0
Scenes with Blood: 7
Dreams: 3
Cigarettes Smoked: 0
Alcoholic Drinks: 2
Film Score: 3/5