Offspring Reviews

'dumb' pretty much sums this up.

this is written by morons. clearly the perverted fantasy of a small boy-man. give me a break.

there is a little interesting in the concept; a group of wild savage kids are cavemen like cannibals in a modern world. but everything else about this movie sucks.

the acting is sub-par but i can forgive that for they had nothing to work with. the directing is sub-par albeit somewhat typical. the camera work is ok at best. the fucking writing is pure crap. add to that shoddy editing and what you end up with is actors delivering lines that are all script and no reality in awkward timing.

the constant sex and fetish moments, and references to it, in this is just masturbatory. grow up people. this is below amateur stuff.

i'd go into detail but its not really worth it.

the most laughably ironic part about this dvd is that the special features include the fucking script as printable. why? why would anyone want to read that? its not included in any of the other movies from the series that i know of and its a rarity to find that in any dvd. why on this movie? so we can see how laughably bad it is? i wouldn't waste the paper.


the worst of the series that i've seen...i've seen most of them and i doubt any other will match how bad this is.

i'll give it this: the gore is good and convincing. watch it without the sound/subtitles (it'd be better. the music isn't good either)

(2/10)