Nail Gun Massacre Reviews

Ah, I can just smell Synapse on this one. Unexplained attacks, 30 second zoom ins on topless girls, and of course; the improper use of power tools. After the brutal rape of one woman by a group of men on a construction site, people immediately start to get picked off one at a time from a camouflaged stalker strapped with a high powered nail gun, and delivering puns with every dose of bloody murder. Filling the room with a terrifying scream type laughter; that of almost a carnival theme is the one responsible for the killings, a person who’s identity remains hidden through a motorcycle helmet. With the deep voice overdubbed to almost be hidden as well as one of the first killings (nail right to the dick while a person is pissing in the woods) leaves me to believe from the start that the killer could be female. With no lead up to why or any other questions answered following the rape, one can only assume this itself; that the murders themselves are an act of vengeance. Both the little child and wife were left alone in the beginning of this picture when they could have very well been target practice for the masked killer, leading me to believe there is a target for the mails in the gun to penetrate; almost ironically “nailing” the men that nailed her. Overall, this picture is one not to miss if a fan of 80’s slashers. It comes with all the essentials needed to keep the attention of a fan, along with a list inside the DVD case entitled “Twenty Things I Learned From Watching Nail Gun Massacre”. The list, much like any insert in a DVD case gives more of an experience to the film itself. It is very sarcastic and gets my vote as a movie to add on my shelf. One of the funniest reasons stuck with me, and is as follows:
5: If you leave a session of lovemaking with your unbelievably hot girlfriend with some of the most fantastic breasts in human history so you can go and “chop wood” with your best buddy, you are clearly gay. This movie is very entertaining; seeing sheriffs just passing by our favorite masked killer (who by the way is riding a very inconspicuous hearse colored bright yellow) on the highway, but then again why would he stop someone wearing a motorcycle helmet driving away from the crime? After all, they are following not only the seat belt laws, but wearing a helmet for extra protection. Hopefully you’ll get a kick out of this film, and remember: if the nails fail to kill them, the jokes will.