Epic Movie (Unrated Edition) Reviews

Created without any sense of direction and utter lack of humor. I imagine this was more of a bet that someone made the producers of the movie - to see how many half-assed, idiotic parodies could fit into 90 minutes and still make millions. Honestly, nothing was funny, and everything broke down into unintelligent jargon. The special effects sucked as well, making me think that the producer won $10,000 on a scratch-off ticket and decided to go hog-wild at the Goodwill. I would rather watch a documentary about forensics specialists attempting to explain a bag of vomitted human anal tracts through dramatization featuring the Baldwins and Carrot Top. No wonder only two of the six writers of Scary Movie made this; the other four hemmorhaged and shat blood continuously for ten hours. The only way the other two survived was by cramming their own heads into their asses, and the resulting movie is definitive proof.