Willie Stokes

Willie T. Soke

“Film: Bad Santa (2003)

Played by: Billy Bob Thornton

Distinguishing features: Surly disposition; stubble; alcohol dependency; lack of moral restraint; alcohol-induced incontinence on occasion.

Sample quote: “You’re not gonna shit right for a week!”

What we’d get him for Christmas: A stint at the Priory.

If all Santas acted like Billy Bob Thornton’s department store deadbeat in Terry Zwigoff’s blackly comic cracker, Christmas would have been dead in the water a long time ago. An unrepentant petty thief and grade-A alcholic, Willie’s M.O. is simple: find a department store, become its Santa, rip the joint off. And if, along the way, he can have sex with a bartender who’s heavily into the whole Claus thing, get utterly bli” read more

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"Movie: Bad SantaPlayed By: Billy Bob Thornton"