Snake Jailbird

Snake Jailbird is a recidivist criminal, always getting arrested, but rarely being kept locked up for long. His real name has been referred to as either Chester Turley or Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, and seemingly before his criminal career, he was known as Detention Bird and Professor Jailbird. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent and has a tattoo of a snake on his arm. He is partial to fast cars and fast women and has a knack for reckless abandon. Jailbird is known to associate with criminals including the Springfield Crime Family.