Paula Cracker

Paula Cracker is one of 2D 's ex-girlfriends. 2D liked her, but eventually, Russel caught her having an affair with the unscrupulous Murdoc in the Kong Studio toilets. Being 2D's Right Hand Man at the time, Russel broke Murdoc's nose in five places, explaining its strange appearance. Russel relayed the news to 2D, and Paula left the band. Some people believe she was kicked out, while others believe she left to avoid causing more trouble. She was eventually replaced with Noodle. Rise Of The Ogre claims that she was mentally unwell, but one of Murdoc's e-mails that listed the faults that nearly postponed the release date, it is claimed that Paula had told Penguin Publishing this was untrue, although something convinced Pengiun Publishing to "Look the other way".