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Added by DragonPhoenix46 on 3 Oct 2012 02:20 Report
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Jodi Ann Paterson

This former Playboy Playmate is not only one of my first crushes on a (obscure) celebrity, but she played one of my first sexual fantasies in film: a giant 50ft. woman called the Super Hot Giant Alien from Dude, Where's My Car?.

I didn't watch it intentionally at first, but my four year older sister was watching it. And I was intrigued and hypnotized by the hotness of that woman when I first saw her. Then I watched the whole film whenever it was on again. The movie sucked and it was stupid. I felt like my IQ just dropped after watching it. There were also scenes that are too extreme for a PG-13 rating, as it obviously should have been rated R (f*** the MPAA). But her, and the five Alien Jumpsuit Chicks (Mitzi Martin, Nichole Hiltz, Linda Kim, Mia Trudeau, and Kim Marie Johnson) were some of the few redeeming values of the film. And they're all hot, too. However, since they didn't have much screen time, they became a wasted potential. They should have gotten their own film, really. It might have not be a masterpiece, but it would be a fun, sexy, and cheesy B-movie.

One of my favorite parts of the scene is when she makes a disgusted and yet cute expression at Tommy, like WTF? and then she swallows him whole. Though I wish she would say "Mmm, yummy!" after eating him, and then belched; that would have been real sexy as hell. I also would have love to see her have more sexy lines, eat more people, and even crush someone with her heels. I even love the part where she says "Oh boy!" (her only line) when she unfortunately gets zapped by the film's two idiotic protagonists and then explodes. It just sounds cute, innocent, and sad all at the same time, for a giant alien woman that wants to destroy the universe. She even has panties that has bunnies on it, and that just makes her even more cute, considering she's an alien. I also love her eyeshadows, choker necklace, bracelet (almost looks like a watch), and ring. She'd be even more beautiful with earrings. The parts where she makes her disgusted and yet cute look, eating Tommy whole, and say "Oh boy!", I could watch them in a loop (I hope somebody makes GIF's of those parts).

Even today, I'm still attracted by this woman. I don't know why, but perhaps she's one of the few women I seen that is almost perfect in every way: her hair, eyes, smile, lips, breasts, curves, legs, ass, and her personality. And she's one of the most beautiful women that I've ever laid eyes on. It's a shame that faded into obscurity after her prime. She definitely deserved better.

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