A Steaming Pile of S**t

"I have a great idea for a movie... Let's get all of Hollywood's most annoying actors together, put them all in to a pseudo sci-fi where everybody dies after they get to land the space shuttle on an asteroid moving at 100000 miles per hour and then drive a space monster truck on it and then blow up some nukes and save the Earth... Yeah! That would be an awesome movie! But then let's take THAT idea and make it 100 times MORE unbelievable and lame."

That's this movie.

1/10