A review of toast? Well, I have a soft spot for bread, so I thought I'd better give this a go, so I did. The cast was great... Butter slid into the role with ease (but not the roll, because there wasn't one). Cheese bubbled away throughout the performance, and Marmite was truly terrifying as the villain of the peace. Was all this too much for the toast itself? Was there too much up top for the structure of the thing? I'd say it was solid throughout, and that all the contributing factors came together well to provide a mightily enjoyable experience. It's top marks from me. Toast is the future, I've tasted it. Give it a try, especially if you like the genre.