xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

The Best of Toni Collette (15 movies items)

" Jane Marke "You think a dog knows how to work a Frisbee? Master says, "Fetch", and the bitch listens.""

The Evolution of Donnie Yen (70 movies items)

"Xiang"

An average movie

“I wasn't expecting much from this flick but since it was available on Netflix, I thought I might as well check it out. Well, I have to admit that I really enjoyed the first action scene and, for a while, I thought the damned thing might turn out to be a nice surprise after all. On top of that, Xander Cage is so much more fun and entertaining than Dominique Toretto's who is such a bore. Unfortunately, after this cool come-back scene with the main character, I was amazed by how long it took them to bring up another neat action scene like that. Basically, most of the movie was filled with some seriously boring scenes when the characters had the most tedious conversations. Another issue was also the number of characters involved. Indeed, while 'xXx' was basically a one-man show, this time arou” read more

Movies the giraffe watched in 2018: February (30 movies items)

"First viewing - Feb. 9th I had a pretty shitty week work-wise, so I caught the train to one of my favorite Mexican restaurants for dinner & had a pair of margaritas with my meal which helped improve my mood. So when I got home I wanted something fun & mindless, and figured why not this? It definitely ticked both boxes. It's not great, and if I'd switched my brain on for it I probably could've figured out exactly where it was going as in hindsight I recognize this story has been done plenty of t"

Movies Viewed in 2018 (193 movies items)

" First Viewing Viewing Date: January 14th Via: Google Play Plot: Extreme athlete turned government operative Xander Cage comes out of self-imposed exile, thought to be long dead, and is set on a collision course with deadly alpha warrior Xiang and his team in a race to recover a sinister and seemingly unstoppable weapon known as Pandora's Box. Rating: 3.1/10"

BradWesley123's Movie Journal- May 2017 (33 movies items)

" DVD- 1hr. 46min. First Viewing xXx is, surprisingly, not too bad. The first half is astoundingly stupid, and not in a good way, but the last half, after they get to Detroit, is actually quite fun; it understands just how dumb all of this is and plays into it, not down to it. A lopsided affair that could've used some more dumb fun, and less dumb. "

Most delayed sequels ever (99 movies items)

"From.... (xXx: State of the Union 2005) To... (xXx: Return of Xander Cage 2017) Gap between movies : 12 years Was it worth the wait ? : Not really. Right now, Vin Diesel seems to have become a rather pathetic actor who can't do anything else than showing up in some sequels. Of course, this movie was a big flop at the US box-office and I didn't really care much about the damned thing."

Film Journal 2017 (162 movies items)

"I... I can't take this much of Vin Diesel masturbating to himself on camera. Never thought this point could come. It is incredible."

Films watched in 2017 (314 movies items)

"3D Blu-ray - Wednesday 01.11.17"