The Prophecy: Uprising Reviews

So I must have deep psychological issues since I'm actually watching the two non-Christopher Walken Prophecy films. Lucifer is recast again and this time he is credited as Satan. This was filmed back to back with the fifth sequel which reminds me of the two awful Return of the Living Dead sequels similarly done. Joel Soisson was the writer of the previous film so as a director I don't have much hope for him. John Sullivan must be his partner in crime since he writes for both movies as well. I mean I'm impressed that they got Sean Pertwee for this not so much Jason London or Doug Bradley though. Anyways I expect awfulness so maybe it may turn out slightly better. Funny thing is some of the actors of these two sequels were in those awful Return of the Living Dead films I mentioned. This also seems the first time where more than 3 cast members return for a sequel. This guy looks like an angry creepy Dane Cook lol. Or maybe it was just that shot because now he just looks like a plain discount copy of him. So Dani doesn't seem like a guy to mess with. What is with that wooden plank and hammer? Doug Bradley is much against type here. Wait she was speaking French now when she gets taken over she speaks in English with a British accent. That makes no sense. Also is that what they are making an angel appear to be here? Who exactly is the villain here by the way? Technically that means Joseph appeared in some form for four movies now. Oh that's actually a decent twist. I guess that answers the question of the "villain". Oh wow that heart scene lol. Yeah what choice is there really? All the British accents in Romania lol. So I really didn't do too much thinking here. I was mostly bored out of my mind. I mean to be honest I actually think this was slightly better than the previous part. I think it had to do with Sean Pertwee and Doug Bradley. It's by no means a good movie, but as I expected it to be awful I was very slightly surprised. I'm glad though I only have one more of these left.