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The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones review

Posted : 6 years, 2 months ago on 28 January 2018 10:57

The movie sucked. It was so bland and boring, and the rest was just weird. There is very little humor, and no hint of the witty conversations from the book. What made the book great is completely absent in the movie. The casting wasn't too good either. Lily Collins didn't even try to be a redhead. Her hair looked so magenta. Is that what the producers considered red? And while her mom has a British accent, Clary doesn't. What the heck? They should either both be British or American. That accent inconsistency alone makes the movie seem so unstable, which is a quality you do not want to see in a movie. Stability is something you want, even in the weird and crazy movies.
The casting for Jace and Simon and Isabelle are bad. It's like they didn't even try to cast any good choices, or any actors that I'd know. Jace isn't even good looking, and Simon's not really that cute. Isabelle may have been a little annoying in the book, but her personality is so bland in the movie. So what even makes her special in the movie? Her whip... Isabelle Lightwood has been reduced to a female Indiana Jones with no humor, charm, or substance.
The only good casting was for Alec, Jocelyn, Luke, and Magnus. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers as Valentine? Really? Is it just me, or did I picture Valentine being...older? Like, fifty. This guy was only like thirty years old. Does he really look like he could be Clary's dad? And he didn't seem very evil or intimidating either, which is very disappointing. I can't tell which is worse, his age or his lack of intimidation.
This whole movie just reeks with bad. Even the trailer didn't look very good. The only good thing about the movie was that Simon didn't get turned into a vampire, which is very little comfort considering the fact that there was no chance of a sequel. I mean, look at the movie. Does it really deserve a sequel? But because I loved the books, I had to see the movie. I don't regret watching it, but if I had known that a TV show version of the books would come out, I would've just stuck to that and ignored the movie completely. The show isn't bad, but it's kind of annoying watching the same story over again. And it's not all that different from the movie. The only difference is Katherine McNamara. She should've been chosen in the first place. Then again, the movie should've been funnier, more exciting, and just plain better than it turned out to be.


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An average movie

Posted : 8 years, 4 months ago on 15 November 2015 10:29

 After watching so many movies adapted from some popular Young Adult novel, I had some rather low expectations concerning this one but my step-son was quite eager to watch it. Eventually,  even though I didn’t care for most of it, it was actually slightly better than the most of the other movies in this genre. Indeed, even though I'm getting really tired of those stories trying to mash up some fantasy world into something contemporary, I have to admit that this universe actually had some potential. On top of that, Lily Collins and  Jamie Campbell Bower were quite charismatic and they had some really good chemistry together. Unfortunately,  that’s pretty much all that this movie had to offer, I'm afraid. Indeed,  even though the whole thing clearly begged to be darker and edgy,  unfortunately,  it never went beyond the gothic outfits and what remained was something terribly safe and generic. Eventually,  it was yet another flop at the box-office so the planned sequels were cancelled and, apparently,  they might be rebooting the whole thing as a TV show. Anyway,  to conclude, even though it was certainly nothing remotely impressive, I think it was watchable and I guess it might be worth a look, at least, if you really like the genre. 


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Surprisingly tolerable, better than Twilight

Posted : 10 years, 6 months ago on 11 September 2013 05:09

"Everything you've heard... about monsters, about nightmares, legends whispered around campfires. All the stories are true."

2013's The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones is another attempt to kick-start a cinematic franchise of young adult novel adaptations, emerging in the shadow of Twilight, Harry Potter and The Hunger Games. It's actually the third movie of 2013 to attempt to spark such a franchise after both The Host and Beautiful Creatures failed. Even though The Mortal Instruments seems like a blatant Twilight rip-off due to its focus on young love within a story involving werewolves and vampires, it's actually more tolerable than this reviewer had anticipated - it's a well-made fantasy action-adventure that's suitably entertaining, even for casual viewers without any knowledge of the novel series on which it's based. It's more or less what Twilight could have been like if it wasn't so morose and dull.


A typical teenager living in New York City, Clary (Lily Collins) begins seeing and subconsciously drawing a strange symbol, which alarms her single mother, Jocelyn (Lena Headey). While out with her best pal Simon (Robert Sheehan), Clary is approached by the mysterious Jace (Jamie Campbell Bower), a half-human/half-angel warrior known as a "Shadowhunter" who slaughters demons that have entered the Earthly realm. With Jocelyn abducted, Jace informs Clary that she's not an ordinary girl, and her mother possesses powers she has passed on. Wanting to rescue her mother, Clary travels to a secret hideout called The Institute, accompanied by Jace and Simon. Powerful former Shadowhunter Valentine (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) is out to retrieve a mortal instrument known as the Mortal Cup, which he seeks to use for his own devious purposes. Problem is, the cup is hidden, and only Clary's mother knows where it is, sparking a race against time to retrieve the cup before it falls into Valentine's hands.

Adapted from the popular novel series by Cassandra Clare, City of Bones was saddled with a lot of mythology to deal with and exposition to convey, necessitating a lot of chatter before the battles can kick in. Unfortunately, Jessica Postigo's screenplay is not exactly light on its feet, leading to pacing issues as the film gets bogged down in overly verbose blocks of dialogue. And even with all the endless talking, City of Bones leaves a number of questions unanswered, particularly about the specifics of the evil machinations at play and the exact significance of the Mortal Cup. As a result, the narrative does feel a little disjointed. City of Bones often feels like an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but that show benefitted from the witty writing of Joss Whedon. Here, the dialogue is pretty standard order.


Regardless of its script and pacing problems, City of Bones is a skilfully-assembled motion picture, with director Harald Zwart making the most of the $60 million budget at his disposal. The mythological beasts in this story actually have bite - the werewolves, vampires and demons are given free rein to, well, be werewolves, vampires and demons. Zwart delivers in a big way when the action arrives, impressively showcasing the badass abilities of the various combatants, executed with solid digital effects. Unfortunately, the romantic elements of the story are relatively unsuccessful. Simon is hopelessly in love with Clary, but she's ignorant of his feelings, and the melodrama stemming from this situation is on the same level as a television soap opera. Romance is essential for the movie's target demographic, but it needed a defter, more sophisticated touch. Here, the material is too corny. With that said, though, it's commendable that City of Bones never gets too bogged down in the romantic stuff, a trap that Twilight fell into. The flick is more concerned with the bigger picture, which is why it works for the most part.

Whereas Twilight was positively suffocated by lousy acting, City of Bones features a fine ensemble of actors who commit to the material and deliver believable performances. Collins is a confessed fan of the source material who passionately sought the role of Clary upon learning of the planned film adaptation. Thank goodness she got the part, as Collins is a beautiful presence who comes off as a credible young lady and embodies the role's intelligence and bravery. She even looks like a teenager despite being in her twenties. Meanwhile, Jamie Campbell Bower is decent as Jace, if not exactly remarkable, and Robert Sheehan is pretty good in the role of Simon. Luckily, the adult cast also provides solid support. Game of Thrones star Lena Headey is in fine form as Jocelyn, while Jared Harris is suitably strange and charming as Hodge. Jonathan Rhys Meyers is also good, sinking his teeth into this villainous role.


The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones is not overly memorable or brilliant, but it's a smoother ride than any Twilight film. It provides enough material to keep girls interested and prevent the male demographic from falling asleep. It's hardly required viewing, but it is watchable and often enjoyable, which is a ringing endorsement from a reviewer who normally hates this type of dreck. The film's failure at the box office is disappointing, as further instalments would be an enticing prospect. After all, the groundwork has been laid now, and sequels can have more fun with this cinematic universe. City of Bones has its flaws, but it's kept afloat thanks to solid performances, a decent story, and the fact that it doesn't treat its audience as complete morons.

6.1/10



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